caulk fight

caulk fight (n) the final stage of minor fixes, "touch-ups" and punch list items in a home remodeling project;

the contractor and homeowner endlessly skirmish over money and scope of work disputes

We've been polishing the granite and doing paint touch-ups for the Franklin job for 9 days. Tell the foreman to end this damn caulk fight!

by Content-ment411 October 20, 2019

Hires-Caulk

An individual who is long dicked but is usually lacking in girth. One who cannot stand for a girthy bastard.

Ole boy Hires-caulk was hitting it dirty on that hooker last night.

by Donkeykongbong May 14, 2022

buff caulk

A macho asshole who thinks his shit don't stink

Check out this buff caulk, stealing candy from children and blankets from homeless men

by mikchikken February 1, 2018

Caulk Turndown

Pushing a female's face and mouth away from your cock while she is kneeling in front of you attempting to suck your dick

The foreman gave the secretary a caulk turndown and she was distracted and in need of some for the remainder of the day.

by #Zerofucks March 12, 2018

Chris’ Caulk

Big phat and girthy with only Josh MC and Beth being able to withstand the power. Noah and Silas sometimes see it.

“Gyatt Zayum Chris’ Caulk is huge!”

by Raelis October 13, 2025