The act in which a dude whips out his dick and then is given a handjob by a female friend or girlfriend all in a public area surrounded by people.
by shinitai November 7, 2017
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Get the Cardonna mug.From the Caribbean coast of Colombia. Literally it defines someone whose face looks like a penis. It is used to make fun of someone's face
by jda.qv November 17, 2018
Get the Caremonda mug.An unexpected erection or heightened sexual tension aroused via travelling in a car.
This awkward disposition can occur regardless of family members or sexually unattractive friends, pets or even nobody at all. It is brought on by boredom, which leads to thoughts of sex. Vibrations of the road cause friction within the loins and stimulate the minds lust for love.
A cardon can be applied to the following situations; travelling via flight, rail or boat.
A cardon nearly always occurs at an inappropriate moment, usually at the end of a journey or at a moment when you are expected to leave your seat.
This awkward disposition can occur regardless of family members or sexually unattractive friends, pets or even nobody at all. It is brought on by boredom, which leads to thoughts of sex. Vibrations of the road cause friction within the loins and stimulate the minds lust for love.
A cardon can be applied to the following situations; travelling via flight, rail or boat.
A cardon nearly always occurs at an inappropriate moment, usually at the end of a journey or at a moment when you are expected to leave your seat.
The car park was busy, but there was a large space outside the restaurants main entrance. Everyone I knew was braving the cold winter breeze just to welcome us to my mother’s 50th birthday party. She was so surprised to see so many people and climbed out the car with such gusto. The rest of my family, including our dog Lucy rushed to the excited crowd. Moments later they were all looking over to the car, wondering if i was about to surprise my mother with another birthday prank, perhaps?
The driver asks me, "Are you not getting out mate?"
"I can't, I've only got a frickin Cardon!"
"Just put your head back against the seat sir, I'll sort it."
He climbed out of the front of the car, removed his hat and solemnly told my family that I was dead.
Example 2
Delivery van turns up at the front door. An excited young man rushes down the path.
"Have you got my new tv?"
"Yes."
"Well may I have it?"
"Not yet mate. Got a bit of a carndon situation."
The driver asks me, "Are you not getting out mate?"
"I can't, I've only got a frickin Cardon!"
"Just put your head back against the seat sir, I'll sort it."
He climbed out of the front of the car, removed his hat and solemnly told my family that I was dead.
Example 2
Delivery van turns up at the front door. An excited young man rushes down the path.
"Have you got my new tv?"
"Yes."
"Well may I have it?"
"Not yet mate. Got a bit of a carndon situation."
by lomosapien December 26, 2011
Get the Cardon mug.A small town that is full of stupid people, really boring, and I is really a big town of posers....It is a good place for coffee though.
Oh well, I moving out of hear anyway..got a little bored in class.
Oh well, I moving out of hear anyway..got a little bored in class.
by Edwardooia March 19, 2011
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