Captain Hook pussy fart

A man named Captain Hook who likes to take his shirt off in front of children, eat cheese, and piss loudly

That man is giving Captain Hook pussy fart

by K boo 69 August 24, 2022

National expose Captain Hook Day

A day where you can expose the pictures of an ex cast mate who looked ridiculous playing Captain Hook in Peter Pan jr.

I cant wait for National expose Captain Hook Day so i can expose andrew.

by rkamali07 May 3, 2020

to pull a "captain bra hook"

To hit one's self in the eye with one's bra

Dude, my girlfriend is such an idiot... she had to pull a "captain bra hook", and now she has to wear an eye-patch....

by the idiot-arse July 3, 2009

Captain's hook

The act of sticking your index finger into your anus, getting poop on finger, and digging your fingernail into your friends cheek leaving the poop in the hole.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Brad at the camp?

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!

by Dr cockcycle May 13, 2013

Captain Hook

a man, woman, shemale, tranny, or dog with a really curved penis, like Captain Hook's hand

When he pulled down his pants to initiate intercourse, she realized that he has a captain hook, thus had to turn 90 degrees to have sex.

by the rage March 28, 2015

Captain hook

A dick that is curved like a hook

Wyatt zebert? Hell nah his name is captain hook

by Carterussell January 6, 2019

Captain Hook

When a niggas dick hooks upward

Mallory: You know that nigga Louden
John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell

by malgal3349 November 18, 2019