Capitalist pig

Fellas who make you live to work and work to live, basically the enemy of a people.

In USSR whenever a Red soldier saw a fat Pindo, he would say " Get that Capitalist pig,, Blyat"

by Comrade Stalin 123456 July 13, 2023

Congregational Capitalists

Wealth worshiping religious extremists, who praise God and worship money while posing as Christians and using their wealth to oppress and exploit their fellow man by funding politicians' political campaigns. They stand before a nation of people and testilie about their faith and virtue.

Congregational Capitalists are responsible for the 2008 Domestic Economic Terrorist Attack that destroyed our nation's economy.

by Wisdom Seeker November 8, 2014

Capitalist

Traitors that doesn't understand the true way that Marx wrote for all of humanity

Oi Ivan, its some Capitalist scum

by TrueSlavGopnik October 4, 2018

feudal-capitalist

Typically a capitalist in older cultures and societies, or practically, in most countries in the world except a few that are genuinely democratic and with good enough and fair enough social systems for everybody - even the ordinary. The capitalist has socioeconomic advantages that are insurmountable for the under classes to compete against or to rise up to; thus, a continuation of the medieval political system known as the feudalism is carried through in the new form as the modern socioeconomic feudal system, and to continue to protect the old wealth and power of the new type of all powerful lords in the capitalist form.

Dude1: “dude, how the heck.. this kid just got the PhD from.. South Hammn I.T... and he is running the bank starting tomorrow?!..”

Dude2: “He is the feudal-capitalist clan dude! Better watch it bro.”

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Dude1: “dude, the government program booklet said if you got a good idea, you proved it, and the banks will have to loan money if you want to do business with it under the program … it’s just not true..!”

Dude2: “dude … that business is probably one of those for-feudal-capitalist-only thing dude ... they have the banks, they make the rules, they even have your world around you in their pockets; what you gonna do?..”

Dude1: “how ‘bout shove a communist revolution up their ass dude!?”

Dude2: “ … dude.. where u gonna get the AK & RPGs dude? … the Korean commies probably don’t even give those out for free anymore dude.. besides, the feudal-capitalist probably run the whole distribution channel at this joint anyway dude..”

Dude1 ...

Next day..

Dude1: “dude.. got the new government program booklet today.. guess what, from now, you’ll need an already running business that already have revenue and you’ll need to own some properties and you’ll need about ten backers before your damn loan can be considered by the feudal-capitalist..”

Dude2 ...

by sonobasta February 13, 2010

Capitolism

CAPITOLISM: Neither Capitalism or Socialism. A hybrid. An economic theory growing out of indifference, economic stupidity, fostered by self interest and lack of knowledge or basic economics, history or social needs of either of the two different approaches. An economic system without direction, coherence or reason. The practice brings to regulations, laws and budgets confusion and the consequence being economic disaster.

Those people in the Capitol advocate a distinct Capitolism.

by Lloyd Winburn January 21, 2009

Capitalist

Someone who eats penis, and afterwords, denies doing so. This person follows a corrupt from of government in which the rich flourish and survive, while the poor and middle classes suffer. Capitalists also seem to think that poor people choose to be poor, and that life is only worth living if you have more money than everyone else.

guy1: dude did you see that capitalist eating penis?!
guy2: yeah. i'm sure glad i'm not a capitalist!

by communist2369 August 2, 2009

Capitalist

One who supports the ideals of a capitalistic or free society. Such a society has no restrictions on what individuals may do aside from initiating force against other individuals. Therefore, no one may harm or steal from another.

This allows for a very large degree of individual freedom, as people may do anything that they so choose so long as no one else is harmed. It also results in a strong economy, as people are only able to consume as much as they are able to produce. Therefore, no one becomes burdensome or a "drain" on society. Anyone who is unable to produce enough to survive is helped by others through charities as opposed to taxation (or theft).

The United States of America is not a capitalist country. No capitalist country exists today. However, the countries closest to capitalism tend to have the most success.

A capitalist society is a free society.

Socialists hate capitalism because they fear liberty.

by FreeThinkingRadical February 21, 2008