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Capello

A system of football management that whilst playing in the 21st century, insists on a line-up from the 1980's
No worries guys, we have a capello line-up, we will only loose by 3 goals....and the upside....I still get paid no matter the result....(see bankers bonuses)
by Vic Wintergreen June 30, 2010
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Fabio Capello

1. An Italian football (soccer) manager which the England National Football Team hired to manage/coach the squad.

2. Can't speak English. At all. Max 100 words.

3. No player is willing to purchase Rosetta Stone for him.

4. When he is done incoherently rambling, Frank Lampard usually takes the squad out and tries his best to coach them. Then they go out for beer and leave Rooney behind because nobody likes Rooney.
Fabio Capello: Ehhhh........ Ehhhhhh.......... you Ehhhh.......... you kick de ehhhh.... Ball? Ehh.......... into .......Goal.

Frank Lampard: Alright, none of us understood what he said, so I'll try me best to manage the squad. Uhh.. let's scrimmage, play a 3-4-3 with this group and ehh.. 4-3-3 over here. Go.

John Terry: Or..... we could go to the pub grab some beers heh lads?

Lampsy: Sounds good to me.

Wayne Rooney: Can I come, lads?

Lampsy & JT: No. Nobody cares for you.

Wayne: *goes to cry in corner*
by RetroGamesAreBetter November 14, 2011
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Capilla

Quite possibly the best family of PKers ever to walk the Lothlorien and Deadly Temptation realms.
As you type who, you see two Capilla family members, and all you can hear is someone chanting, "Rape, rape, rape, rape..."
by Negger October 11, 2003
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capellan

Dula is Capellan above all.
by Fuegoman August 3, 2017
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Caella

Caella is the girl you never forget about.

She knows exactly what she wants and what she absolutely hates. She will asks for your advices but will still listen to herself first.

She’s also the kind of girl that people are secretly admiring and stalking.

She will probably be the girl you will see on your TV screen or read an article about in a prestigious magazine.
“She is so annoying but I’m so glad that I met her.
-Let me guess… You’re talking about Caella again”
by Notyourmaincharacter November 21, 2021
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Catella

someone who is smart and unique, who has a heart of gold and genuine. if you meet a catella you’ll never want to let go. they are beautiful and small. they can be emotional but mean. they are funny and sweet. can make anybody’s day.
“catella you are so funny
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A Crapella

When someone sings awfully, but don't realize how awful they are, because they have headphones in and they can't hear themselves.
Bruno: Yo, do you hear that girl singing over there? She sounds awful!
Freddie: She must not realize since she has her headphones in.

Axl: Yeah, she's totally singing A Crapella.
by Oof McOoferson May 31, 2018
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