canuck coffee

Coffee with crown royal maple

'That's a Canadian coffee Nick, a Canuck coffee has alcohol' said Emily

by Attila8tla November 17, 2014

Canuck-le Sandwich

A wheat-bread sandwich containing a ginormous dildo with a piece of lettuce on top to be served orally to a certain douchebag that manages a certain sports bar in Fox Valley, IL that has you move tables 3 times because his incompetent employee fucked up your reservation.

I'm gonna give that a-hole a CANUCK-LE SANDWICH!!! >=T

by Fyllie McBlackhawk May 18, 2011

Canuck Oven

Where you take a large Bong hit, trap someone under the bed sheets and exhale under the sheet.
Similar to the Dutch Oven.

She normally doesn't smoke, but likes when I give her a Canuck Oven

by Rhyging July 29, 2014

Canuck truck stop

In 2020 the Canadian dictatorship government had mandates installed for nearly two years till "The People had enough, they jumped in there rigs forming the largest convoy ever recorded and parked in Canucks town till the mandates are lifted.

Don't make me "Canuck truck stop" you bro.

by John Anada January 27, 2022

bluff canuck

A Lying Canadian

Brad is from Canada and dont believe a word he says. He is bluff canuck.

by Wise Merican December 19, 2013

Captain Canuck

Canada`s own personal Super Hero, he is able to...well, he`s a generic hero who can run fast and lift heavy things. He works for CISO, in a future where Canada is the most powerful country in the world. His alter ego is Tom Evans. He also has some powers pertaining to maple syrup that were only hinted upon in two comics.

Jim: Holy Crap, it`s Captain Canuck!
John: So?

by B H. November 22, 2007

Dirty Canuck

Giving a girl a "dirty canuck" can mean one of two things, or possibly both.
1: To whip her with a canadian flag in the same manner as a wet towel, before tying her up to fuck.
2: To use maple syrup as lube while screaming obscenities in French.

"Last night I gave this French Canadian a Dirty Canuck to make her feel at home."

"Sometimes I like to give hispanic girls dirty canucks just for the ironic value."

by Tommy_Radioactive August 28, 2014