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Campbellitis

Where ones forehead hair line recedes revealing a large thick vein, which whereupon strenuous exercise it tends to swell and throb on the side of said forehead, similar to that found on an erect penis.
I was just lifting some heavy weights, just nailed a personal best on my squats and realised im suffering from campbellitis as i wiped the sweat from my forehead.
by Mole-Man June 13, 2019
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Campbell

A teacher who is so cool he lets people turn in work from the last semester in the day after it ends. Also he has freckles so he steals souls. He also has red hair so he is a leprechaun.
Brad: Wassup Mr. B

Mr.B: NM whatchu want?
Brad:Could you possibly pull a Campbell?
Mr. B: can you get me fake freckles?
Brad: heck yeah here's my soul
Mr.B: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Yeeting beans October 31, 2019
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Campbell

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by muyyyy November 20, 2019
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campbellence

(n) failure to satisfactorily complete a task due to a lack of knowledge or skill.
it was easy to tell he hadn't played tennis due to his campbellence with the raquet.

the boy who sunk to the bottom of the pool is a very campbellent swimmer.

i knew she was a virgin due to her campbellence in the bedroom
by thatermon August 18, 2006
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Campbell

When your talking and your voice cracks you have done a Campbell
Person1: I was like *insert voice crack*,
Person2: Dude you campbelled!
by Momo4sho November 26, 2009
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Campbell

Campbell is a pejorative term and common slur used chiefly in North America against homosexual males.
Yeah, he's a flaming Campbell.
by clubbanana April 8, 2011
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Campbell

Adj.

To finger a girl while she is having her period, resulting in blood on the fingerer's hands.
dude 1 - Man, I was fingering a girl on the couch last night and she totally got blood all over my fingers.

dude 2 - Thats fucking gross, you definitely pulled a campbell.

dude 3 - Congrats Red Baron
by redbaron2122 April 19, 2010
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