Front Calves

Basically your shins

Penelope's front calves hurt so much she can't run any more

by Barry_Allen August 27, 2016

Dainty Calves

Describing one who skips leg day; typically describes male names starting with the letter M, such as Mathew, Mathough, Matt, Mathuu, mathoo, matpoo, mattene

"Wow bro your dainty calves are showing, you been skipping leg day?"
"nah man my parents named me matt when I was born

by Aregatou October 20, 2016

meaty calves

A hot and sexy man that has calves for days 😭😍🤤

Meaty calves is the finest majestic creature ever

by Meaty calves lover123 January 27, 2018

Gentleman Calves

Legs that are small enough to cross when sitting in a chair since they are not too muscular or corpulent.

Stranger: Hey Joe you got chicken legs.
Chicken Joe: Fuck you they're gentleman calves!

by B.S. Comedy January 1, 2019

my calves are mooing

When your calf muscles are sore, tired, in pain, etc. Similar to “my dogs are barking” (when your feet are sore, tired, in pain, etc.)

Leg day was killer, my calves are mooing!

by Kaknkt March 10, 2025

dad calves

A key part of the titular dad bod. Dad calves happen quickly after becoming a dad from carrying around the baby and its stuff all the time. Evidence that the male of the species is pulling his weight in child rearing.

Have you guys seen Frank since the baby arrived? Yeah, and those dad calves really came in nicely. He looks like he could squat two car seats at the same time.

by IrishHedgy November 8, 2025

Tim’s calves

The most voluptuous, juicy, massive, pieces of meat in the entire fucking world.

Hey Tim, you have some nice Tim’s calves right there.

by Mr HMMMMMMMMMM November 2, 2022