by avanicolle11 September 30, 2021
A Sunday league striker who continually starts games but more often than not misses sitters. Ends with a single figure goal total every season.
He was through one on one with the keeper, went round him but missed an open goal. He’s a real Calvert Rashford.
by mjw737 February 18, 2024
If you're Calverted, you love Alexander Calvert.
Can you stop swooning over Alexander Calvert. We all know you're Calverted. You don't need to make this weirder on all of us. Oh, I give up.
by hidinginthecagewithluci April 11, 2020
every night he sneaks into the hospital ward for old people and steals the bedpans, he then takes the pee and smeers it on his face as he considers it an elixir of youth.
by fartbender January 12, 2024