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Cager

A native or resident of a huge city.
"Watch out for the Cager, city-slickers can't be trusted."
by Zed Numar July 22, 2021
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Cagestruck

The expression of cluelessness which newcomers to huge cities always exhibit.
"He's took a bus from a burg in Iowa to West Los Angeles and ended up cagestruck by everything he saw in the big city."
by Zed Numar July 22, 2021
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Capers

He gonna pop my back if you know what I mean. LOL
Capers gonna get Jesse, the BDSM stripper, to step on my back
by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022
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Capers Zentmeyer

I told him Tracy Lynn used to be a mom and his eyes almost popped out of his head. xD
A sexy chiropractor named Capers Zentmeyer. He'll wear penny loafers on the job and turn his hat sideways and fuck my pussy until I bleed in the sheets. ;)
by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022
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Cageism

A "cult" set on helping you ascend and helping orphans with leukemia
Can I interest you in cageism? We're an organization bent in helping orphans with leukemia and ascending like our glorious ascended Nicholas Cage. Let's go back. You want to drink Gatorade and eat McDonald's? Fuck it we can make that happen. You want to meet nick cage? Fuck man me too, but we can try. That's what we do. We try. And together I believe we can ascend.
by Yaboi_J October 3, 2022
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Cages

Yeah, this is going to be like a whole cage series thing.

God "... And aren't you cute? Yesh you are! Oh yesh you are! Hujabuja!"

Lucifer "What in the hell are you... WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE!?" ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

God "Yeah! This orb got some montsers on it dawg! It pretty good!" ๐Ÿ˜

Lucifer "How in the hell did this HAPPEN!?"

God "Well, there were a bunch of these, like, algae type things and they, like, hyper-oxidized the atmosphere and then there were a bunch of single celled organisms."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜‘ Single celled organisms?.... Like a sperms?..."

God ๐Ÿ˜ณ "What!? Um, er... Nowhywouldyousaythat!? They aren't a... sperms!"

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ "UGH AW FUCK YOU FUCKED IT YOU BASTARD! YOU FUCKED THE ORBS!"

God "Nonononononono! I... They just... Appeared! Look at em. They're turning into stuff."

Lucifer "What is WRONG with you!? What is this!? What IS that!?"

God "Oh, yeah... It's like a teeth monster... It floats around in the goo and it, like, munches stuff, man... It's pretty sick."

Lucifer "What does it munch? What does it DO? and what about the rest of them?"

God "Um... Well... They're all basically teeth monsters and what they do is.... Um... eat... each other..."

Lucifer ".......... Say that again..."

God "They eat each other...."

Lucifer "Oh, man! That's... That is... WOW man.... And that's it? They just... Eat each other?"

God "Well... Yeah I mean... What else are they going to do? Make a bunch of orbs?"
Lucifer "How about literally anything other than eat each other and NOTHING ELSE!? They literally do nothing other than eat each other."

God "I mean... They also kind of figure out the best way to eat each other... Like with traps or something... Generate poison in thier little goo sacks to... You know... eat each other better."

Lucifer "That... Is... Horrific..."

God "Right but, like, look at how big it's head is and how small it's arms are! Heheheheheheheh..."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ "Oh man.... There is nothing good about that."

God "What do you mean!? Look at this guy! He can, like, not touch the ground for, like, a long as time. Check it. Flap flap flap! The guy is ridiculous man... And then it uses its feet claws to pin things down and/or grab and transport things so that it can pick them apart with it's bone face thing..."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

God "Maybe I'm saying it wrong..."

Lucifer "Get rid of it."

God "Aw... Come on..."

Lucifer *Throws rock*

God "Aw... Don't... You rocked my orb! Gah, that is gonna screw up the whole atmosphere for, like, a long time... Maaan..."

Lucifer "You're a fucking crazy person. Don't talk to me."

God "Nah, hey, this is cool. We could do stuff like this with all the cages... Right... Ope... You're gone... Well.... I guess it's just me and the orb now...." *Zip*
by Hym Iam February 16, 2023
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cajgersque

Embracing life's unusual or challenging moments with open arms, accepting it and choosing to find joy in the absurd. It's a conscious decision to celebrate the unexpected, fostering a positive and resilient outlook on life. Life lives, leave no regrets so make some dumb choices, be cajgersque.
Boss: You're fired.
You: Okay.
Boss: Aren't you mad?
You: No, because life doesn't end when you fire me, girl cheats on me or if I gain/lose weight... I will take this situation as a cajgersque, change of good things necessary so better things can fall in place.
by bigtrucklmfao February 8, 2024
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