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cafeteria'd

when giving a man head he often will cry out "Oh I'm gonna cum!" The you brace yourself for the sexual eruption... except as he cums he pushes your head down causing your throat to close and the jiz to come out of your nose rather than be swallowed.

(kinda like when milk comes out of your nose from laughing in the cafeteria)
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Damnn! my girl was sucking on my penis, then as i was cummin, i made her deep throat my junk and... Shit!!! I cafeteria'd that ass!!!!!!
by Rachi b March 26, 2008
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Cafeteria Joke

When you cum in a girls mouth and it sprays out of her nose.
Rachel was going down on me when I gave her the good ol "cafeteria joke'.
by The Cafeteria February 28, 2018
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Cafeterior

Interior of a cafeteria where kids are hiding during a school shooting
Mason: damn where are the kids at
Autistic kid:screams
Mason: there in the cafeterior time to shoot em up
by .-. hi ._. March 2, 2019
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cafeteria blast

(noun) The stench inside a school cafeteria whilst they are serving something particularly non-fragrent, which seems to hit you like a wave as you walk through the door into the cafeteria, sometimes triggering the gagging reflex.
Shellie: So then she was all like "oh no you di'int" and i was like... WOAH!
Brittany: Talk about a major cafeteria blast! What are they serving today?
Shellie: Looks like some sort of amorphous glob passing for turkey with mashed potatoes.
Brittany: I think I'm gonna puke!
Shellie: I know it's soo gross! Let's go eat in the courtyard.
Brittany: Yeah, I don't know how people can stand to eat that crap.
by YouJustLostTheGame! February 2, 2010
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Cafeteria Catholicism

The practice of refusing to eat meat on friday (because it is often recycled -- Tuesday's meatballs make Friday's Shepherd's Pie) when dining in a cafeteria.
Dude, that meat loaf looks nasty. Good thing I'm practicing Cafeteria Catholicism.
by aaaacarpet December 28, 2005
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Cafeteria Full

Surpassing the normal limits of feeling full when eating in a school or work cafeteria that contains an open buffet. Going back for 4ths and 5ths are assumed.
I don't think I can eat for the rest of the day. That 5th slice of pizza made me cafeteria full.
by Onines April 5, 2010
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cafeteria speed date

A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
by JMayzin March 11, 2011
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