when giving a man head he often will cry out "Oh I'm gonna cum!" The you brace yourself for the sexual eruption... except as he cums he pushes your head down causing your throat to close and the jiz to come out of your nose rather than be swallowed.
(kinda like when milk comes out of your nose from laughing in the cafeteria)
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(kinda like when milk comes out of your nose from laughing in the cafeteria)
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Damnn! my girl was sucking on my penis, then as i was cummin, i made her deep throat my junk and... Shit!!! I cafeteria'd that ass!!!!!!
by Rachi b March 26, 2008
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Mason: damn where are the kids at
Autistic kid:screams
Mason: there in the cafeterior time to shoot em up
Autistic kid:screams
Mason: there in the cafeterior time to shoot em up
by .-. hi ._. March 2, 2019
Get the Cafeterior mug.(noun) The stench inside a school cafeteria whilst they are serving something particularly non-fragrent, which seems to hit you like a wave as you walk through the door into the cafeteria, sometimes triggering the gagging reflex.
Shellie: So then she was all like "oh no you di'int" and i was like... WOAH!
Brittany: Talk about a major cafeteria blast! What are they serving today?
Shellie: Looks like some sort of amorphous glob passing for turkey with mashed potatoes.
Brittany: I think I'm gonna puke!
Shellie: I know it's soo gross! Let's go eat in the courtyard.
Brittany: Yeah, I don't know how people can stand to eat that crap.
Brittany: Talk about a major cafeteria blast! What are they serving today?
Shellie: Looks like some sort of amorphous glob passing for turkey with mashed potatoes.
Brittany: I think I'm gonna puke!
Shellie: I know it's soo gross! Let's go eat in the courtyard.
Brittany: Yeah, I don't know how people can stand to eat that crap.
by YouJustLostTheGame! February 2, 2010
Get the cafeteria blast mug.The practice of refusing to eat meat on friday (because it is often recycled -- Tuesday's meatballs make Friday's Shepherd's Pie) when dining in a cafeteria.
by aaaacarpet December 28, 2005
Get the Cafeteria Catholicism mug.Surpassing the normal limits of feeling full when eating in a school or work cafeteria that contains an open buffet. Going back for 4ths and 5ths are assumed.
by Onines April 5, 2010
Get the Cafeteria Full mug.A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
by JMayzin March 11, 2011
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