I snuck into my cousin’s room and hiked up her night gown and gave a good tugging to her Alabama bootstraps before I cornholed her.
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020
Get the Alabama Bootstraps mug.When an anal enthusiast waxes his or her asshole hairs with pomeade in order to have a pencil thin butt hair mustache. One must remove all butt boogers before applying so it glimmers in the light and your lover can truly appreciate the pencilton-buttstache.
I was humping my bitches brown eye and her pencilton-buttstache kept stabbing my balls! I would have to admit though... it was an impressive pencilton-buttstache!
by eric1337 April 24, 2008
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1) An abnormal amount of hair in the butt area.
2) Anyone or anything that has the aforesaid abnormal amount of hair in the butt region.
2) Anyone or anything that has the aforesaid abnormal amount of hair in the butt region.
1) " wow did you see anthony's buttstache? it is soooo nasty."
2)" holy macaroni, chris is one giant buttstache."
2)" holy macaroni, chris is one giant buttstache."
by S-Trip July 23, 2007
Get the Buttstache mug.the action of hitting someone very hard in the face, gut, genitalia or other highly sensitive area (typically gender specific) with the butt of a rifle, shotgun, pistol or other firearm with a designated "butt".
by CadKel07 May 22, 2008
Get the buttstroke mug.A small town in Texas where it's illegal to ask the name of the town, and all crimes carry the same penalty: butt rape. Buttrape, Texas is a supernatural place that spawns only at night and draws in unwary travelers who are lost in the back-country roads of Texas.
1) Lost Traveler: "Excuse me, sir. I'm lost. Can you tell me the name of this town so I can find it on the map?
Resident: "Son, yer in Buttrape, Texas."
2) Person 1: Wow looks at all those rundown shacks by the side of the road, and what the hell is that karaoke bar doing in the middle of nowhere?"
Person 2: "Oh God! We're in Buttrape, Texas!
Resident: "Son, yer in Buttrape, Texas."
2) Person 1: Wow looks at all those rundown shacks by the side of the road, and what the hell is that karaoke bar doing in the middle of nowhere?"
Person 2: "Oh God! We're in Buttrape, Texas!
by OctopusJones January 8, 2011
Get the Buttrape, Texas mug.In the mortgage world, its when your loan is going perfect in the process and then all of a sudden it gets assigned to a certain person...
ME: Bruh...What happened to that sweet loan you had in process? Big Loan, PIW Slam Dunk Deal... What happened???
MLO: Dude - I dont even wanna talk about it. It got #buttstained. Now they dont even return my calls or anything! WTF happened on that call
MLO: Dude - I dont even wanna talk about it. It got #buttstained. Now they dont even return my calls or anything! WTF happened on that call
by Mason Carbon Capital January 13, 2022
Get the #Buttstained mug.The small area of skin between the vagina or penis/ball sack and the anus that is particularly dirty and smelly because of a failed back to front wipe job. In other words, a taint with some shit on it.
Also known as taint, grundle or gooch.
Also known as taint, grundle or gooch.
I was railing my neighbor’s wife from behind when I began getting some wafts of dirty ass. I looked down to her Cincinnati bootstrap needed a bit of a wash.
I wiped my ass the wrong way cause I was in a hurry and gave myself a Cincinnati boot strap.
The homeless dude was washing his Cincinnati bootstrap in the Park fountain.
I wiped my ass the wrong way cause I was in a hurry and gave myself a Cincinnati boot strap.
The homeless dude was washing his Cincinnati bootstrap in the Park fountain.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
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