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Butt Plug Jokes 

They make people delete you on Snapchat
Butt plug Jokes:"Dirt" - Joe says as a joke to Kelly's joking Snapchat that hashtags #buttplugs
Butt Plug Jokes by Everjust April 20, 2018

butt plug brownies 

when someone takes a shit and u grab it and stick it back up into your rectem and let someone eat the shit
man: hey last night was delicious can we have ur butt plug brownies every night

man 2: sure bro

Butt Plug Farm 

A Farm/Camp ground where visitors camp in a remote rural area and proceed to vigoursly Butt plug the camp host at will, with total disregard for any part of the camp hosts well being and especially health.
Did you see that group of campers from Nixa, Missouri. They are really butt plugging the camp host Ian. Yea I sure did Paula and it looks like that group of Texans is up next. Guess when it comes to Butt Plug Farming all those years of self castration being told your born in Sin really sets itself free. Maybe thats why the South has the highest rate of Adultery in the US and A.

Ted Cruz: Wow wo wee wa Ian, those Alabamaians really butt plugg farmed you today.
Ian: huh, What?

Chelsea Clinton: Watch out Ian those rabid Russians aren't wearing masks and looks like there stoli's will be going up the ole corn hole chute in this butt plug farming session.

Donald Trump: Only I can butt plug farm the camp host Ian the best. Ian will definitely get his fair share of Butt plug farming once we build a wall around him my friends.

Joe Biden: huh, what? Farm huh?
Ian: huh, what?

butt plug kink 

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someone putting a object up your buttyhole. and itโ€™s a kink. itโ€™s a butt plug kink
butt plug kink by hehsjbejejdbehwisi February 14, 2022

Butt plug bandit

Oh wow, did you steal that? Your a real butt plug bandit!
Butt plug bandit by MoeMeaning March 3, 2026

Birdtown butt plug 

When a dirty girl from Robbinsdale wants to stick her thumb up your ass and then wants to smell her thumb.
Guy 1 That girl Sarah wanted to give me a Birdtown butt plug last night.
Guy 2 She looks like someone who would try that. So you do it then?
Guy 1 No doubts, had to try it.
Guy 2 Bong!!!!