Butt Hole Surfer

A gentlement who owns a small dog, a traveller on the marmite motorway.

"What out for that guy he's a Butt Hole Surfer"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

Butt-hole Grip

The clenching of the sphincter ani externus both voluntarily and in-voluntarily during sexual intercourse. Not to be mistaken with the clenching of the vagina.

Having anal sex with that girl hurt due to her ridiculous butt-hole grip.

by Brown Master P February 14, 2012

butt hole of the world

The worst place on earth; any socioeconomically poor area; the last place you want to live or visit or pass through or hear about in conversation, or accidentally see on map; township devoid of culture; areas so boring, there has been a mass exodus of attractive women; lock all doors/windows

Fresno may be in California, but it's still the butt hole of the world.

by taxes4life June 4, 2010

butt-hole crusader

One who is a priest and catholic school princible. Usually attracted to young males and fellow co-workers. One who receives pleasure from harming others.

The butt-hole crusader wouldn't let me leave school till I said eighty hail marys for swearing.

Hundreds of catholic school principles attended the Butt-hole crusader convention at the town civic center this week.

Since Father Mcdonald became principle, his addiction to power has made him a butt-hole crusader.

by bigstantheman April 19, 2011

Butt hole spicy

Something so spicy that when you poop your butt hole is on fire.

Damn, that was butt hole spicy.

by FlyingKitty February 1, 2019

Butt-Hole Punch

1. The act of your waitress/server loading your spit cup.
2. Getting punched in the butt...

Hey Hannah can you butt-hole punch that spitter for me! Is that really to much to ask?!?

by TheFixerofOne July 11, 2019

Butt Hole Barber

A term for a homosexual. When you shove your thing into another guy's behind, you rip some of his butt hole hair out which is lining the outside of his asshole as you push your thing in. This is a butt hole barber.

That prison shave was mighty fine, I feel like a new man! All you need to do is go to the showers to the local butt hole barber. Best of all, it's free!

by Cave Water October 20, 2020