Butt-fuck county

Butt-fuck county is a fictional area (or at least I hope and pray it is) in the middle of no where. May be used to describe a very rural and very sketchy area. Butt-fuck county generally lacks things like cell phone reception (to call the non-existant butt-fuck county sheriff), law enforcement (when your getting chased by a meth head farmer boy with a shotgun), and normal human beings. What it does have however are plenty of horse headed gal's, corn fields, trucks, farm animals, toothless "good ol' boys" and if you stop and roll the windows down (you probably shouldn't ever stop) you can often hear banjo's playing, if the sound of banjo's starts to converge from multiple directions you should promptly turn the hell around.

I was driving through West Virginia thinking it would get me to New York faster and my buddy told me to roll down the windows in when we were in the middle of Butt-fuck county, suddenly the sound of banjos got closer until we looked around and were surrounding by banjo players and angry farmers. We promptly turned the hell around.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 24, 2014

butt fuck circle

A circle of men engaging in anal sex. Everyone gives and everyone receives. Also known as a BFC.

Hey, do you guys wanna circle up and form a BFC? Sure, It's been a while since I've been a part of a butt fuck circle.

by TF Botkin October 19, 2010

butt fuck utah

"Butt Fuck Idaho" "Bum fuck Egypt"
Middle of fucking nowhere
Also the name of a band

Mormans is are from the Butt Fuck Utah state

by Nathan Hulsey November 3, 2006

butt fuck ugly

Really really ugly. Mostly applies to women and babies that look like monkeys.

That girl is so butt fuck ugly I had to look away.

by jagger shaft May 28, 2006

Butt Fuck Panda Man

it walks upright,Rapes at will,and has an astounding genitalia. goes after anyone not wearing pants. reports have been filed about the bfpm (butt fuck panda man) or Anal Beast of Michigan that he has been seen mostly around the metro Detroit area.

Brett: is Dan at school today?
Aimee:No man, he had a late night with the Butt Fuck Panda Man.
Brett: Wowee! he got corn holed by the butt fuck panda man! poor guy.

by Skooma Head August 19, 2008

butt fuck naked

Completely naked, also known as birthday suit.

I woke up completely butt fuck naked yesterday.

by Mcawley38 May 6, 2016

butt fuck slut

a slut who likes anal sex.

"butt fuck sluts poop on my chest"

by Ian Henderson October 2, 2006