Brucing

Brucing (to Bruce or to be Bruced) involves the grasping of the base of one's penis as a means of forcing and trapping all of the locally available blood in the stalk and or shaft of the Brucer's penis. This gives the penis a large and very intimidating purple-red appearance which is frightening to other penises and can be used to assert dominance amongst a group of other penises. Brucing can also be used as a method to court potential mates or to impress your friends. While Brucing is traditionally done via use of the Brucer's hand, there are methods using such devices as ropes, cock rings, bagels, or string as a means of creating a hands-free "Auto-Bruce" which provides the Brucer with two free hands in which to point at or use other means of drawing attention to their Bruce.

"He Bruced so hard that he burst a blood vessel"
"After originally denying him, Jessica gave Jon a second go after being exposed to his awe-inspiring Bruce"
"A girl can never resist a good Brucing"

by Nasca Dopant October 17, 2011

Burgin

Experiencing the intense need for a huge, gnarly burger,
passionately consuming a burger or burger, or recovering from burger overindulgence.

"Man, I'm burgin"
or
"Oh yeah, I'm burgin!"
or
"Goddamn it, help me, I'm burgin!"

by Kick*ssduke January 1, 2009

Burlington Bertie

The song of University College London.

Who came up with UCL version? Totally unknown, although it originated from a version of the song popular in music halls according to sources on Wikipedia.

Every year almost all the freshers learn the song, and every year it graces the streets of London. It is passed on mainly by lawyers and the political and sporting societies.

It's rarely, if ever, sung when sober. It is directly offensive towards students from the Strand Polytechnic - Kings College London.

I'm Burlington Bertie,
I'm short, fat and dirty,
My college portrays my high class - high class.
I walk down the Strand,
With my cock in my hand,
And wave it at King's as I pass.
Oh Bert, Bert,
I come in my shirt,
At least I go to UC - UC.
There's one thing I'm sure of,
Strand Poly are wankers,
I'm Burlington Bert from UC. UC!!
That's me, and him, and her, and him and him

by Freols May 19, 2009

burning the candle at both ends

An English idiom meaning to work long hours without rest. Working late into the night and beginning again early in the morning.

Joe: You're eyes are black sockets, you need some sleep man!

Snowflake: I've been burning the candle at both ends trying to finish this 509 paper.

by mikwat May 24, 2004

Trogdor the Burninator

Trogdor is a wingaling dragon, with special beefy arm and burnination powers.

Long live the dragon.

SB:TROGDOR!!!
TROGDOR!!!
Trogdor was a man, um... he was a... dragon-man!!!!Or...maybe...he was just a dragon, but he was still...
TROGDOR!!!
TROGDOR!!!
Burninating the country-side,
Burninating the Pheasents!
Burninating all the people,
and their thatched-roof COTTAGES!!!
THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!!!

And then the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

H*R:AMEN.

by Trogdor April 23, 2004

Burninator

One who Burninates.

Trogdor the Burninator.

by hooooomsar June 7, 2003

burning shit

The feeling of fire in and around your rectum while taking a poo. Normally a more liquid type of poop.

Man that diarrhea was so bad, it was a burning shit.

by SirGalahad August 7, 2008