Bigfoot

1. Where one person physically staggers around in an unco-ordinated way whilst vomiting (due to ingestion of copius amounts of alcohol) - named for it's astounding visual likeness to alleged video footage of the sasquatch known in Northern America as "Bigfoot" who roams around in the same unco-ordinated manner

2. A large man-ape that roams around the Pacific Northwest of the United States of America. Believed to be an earlier stage of mankind.

3. Name given to people with larger-than-average feet (depending on their height)

1. A: "Dude, i got soo hammered at the club, as soon as i got out, I went Bigfoot on the sidewalk"

2. Woman in newsroom: "OH GOD! SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOT'S DICK!"

3. I have size 15 shoes even though i'm only 6'2". My mates call me Bigfoot. . . . . then i get out my gun.

by Ozzie Oz and the Beautiful Bunch February 22, 2007

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bigfoot spank muffin

this is a very complex technique. it involves being nakey. first, you take a fig newton (no other cookie will do) with your foot. you then take the cookie (still cradled in your foot) and dip it in the hiney of the female you would like to do this to. after half of the fig newton is immersed in the booty, let it soak in the oils and herbs of the tushy until the innards become similar to that of a hot air balloon. at this point, take out the fig newton covered in poo and stank and feed it to the female with your foot as you spank the rump. continue this until bill cosby hand feeds you a muffin. amen.

I used a whole pack of fig newtons doing a bigfoot spank muffin.

by FlyingToothlessMidgets December 31, 2009

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Bigfoot

See Rosie O'Donnell.

Big, ugly beast.

Bigfoot speaking on The View: "BLAHBLAHBLAH"

by Kerrang April 14, 2009

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Bigfoot

Bigfoot..he’s the kindest and most honest dude you’ll ever meet, if you ever get to be his friend your really lucky and should never let him go, he’s OF COURSE REALLY TALL and will brag about to girl named Emely, he hated it when she plays smart and beats him, hes really nice when you get to talk to him, he will never leave you when you need help or advice, he doesn’t like video games but will listen to everything you have to say, he likes music and hanging out with the many friends he has, he’s really smart and goofy, he is also the funniest person you’ll ever meet, he likes sports and is fit, he has a amazing personality and will leave you amazed at some of the things he says, he will also talk to you for hours straight even when he’s tierd, he also always says things that sound mean but always says he’s joking afterwards and tells you something nice, whenever your feeling down all you have to do is talk to him and you’ll be laughing your head off, he will also deal with this annoy short sevvy girl named Emely and he is truly special to her, he’s a really attractive male and is 100% of the time named Oscar!!!.... from- that really annoying little sevvy named Emely

Bigfoot is always hanging out with Brandon

by ITZZZ YO GIRL June 2, 2019

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buffoolery

A portmanteau of buffoonery and foolishness, buffoolery is a go-to term to describe the amount and/or nature of BS, chaos, ridiculousness, and idiocy you just witnessed, because they are so far beyond anything you could have anticipated or even conceptualized. When the moment calls for a response and you wish to keep your cool and sanity amidst all the craziness, it’s the only word you need. Or, it’s just a great word to comment on general shenanigans!

Dude! You leaving? This party is off the chain! Did you see the kangaroo kick the TV into the pool?
Yeah, I saw it. Too much buffoolery for me. I’m out.

The neighborhood watch reported a group of kids who egged everyone’s mailboxes.
What?! That’s some buffoolery right there. Those kids need sports, or something else positive to do.

by Abacus Barometer July 24, 2021

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