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warthog-faced buffoon

An insult especially for people who act like total morons.
Credits to Wesley from the movie Princess Bride
Girl 1: whoops I spilt coke on your essay
Girl 2: You warthog-faced buffoon!
by Samantha Felicia Rose August 13, 2015
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Big Breasted Buffoon

There are many definitions for a Big Breasted Buffoon.
1 A very short run of the mill type woman with bleach blonde hair and grossly huge breast
2 These types of women are only good for a quick lay.
3 A follower of the crowd
4 Big Breasted Buffoons are easily forgettable
5 They don't always cheat on their boyfriends but will the first chance they gets
6 Not as pretty as they think they are
7 The only attention they receives is for their gigantic breasts which are already starting to sag
8 A loser with nothing going for her, basically white trash
9 Obnoxious and moronic
10 Makes a man's live miserable
11 It would be better for everyone if she would just move away
The big breasted buffoon has never done anything significant with her life. She's getting older and older and the good looks she may have had in her early twenties are quickly fading.

The big breasted buffoon sits on the beach all day in a skimpy bikini hoping that guys will notice her. Sounds pathetic but it's all she's got.

Guy1: "Dude look at that chick with the hug tits. She's kind of hot."

Guy2: "No dude, don't bother. That's Melanie, she's just a conceited, butter faced, Big Breasted Buffoon."
by Justsomeguy75 December 24, 2009
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to buffoon and cartoon yourself

(in Russian изображать: конкретно испоганить и испохабить образ и подобие по которому вас создал бог)

for a rational and pragmatic person, neither a comedy actor nor a clown by profession, to make a buffone of one's self in public.
even if you may be a Jim Carey or Harry Houdini by profession, the phrase to buffoon and cartoon yourself isn't supposed to be part of your vocabulary, at least when you are in civilized society
by Sexydimma January 4, 2015
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Buffoon

That buffoon is acting like Larry.
by larryu April 19, 2019
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Buffoon

Someone who doesn't understand a satirical take on spelling
Damn this Ben guy is a real buffoon
by Ruri123 July 17, 2022
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Buffoon

A person who has bought a Tesla car for its robottaxi capabilities in 2019 and claims to have been scammed
He is a buffoon as he bought the expensive Tesla car for robottaxi driving in 2019.
by UnrestPatrol November 7, 2020
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