Buddhistian

Someone who is a christian but who also practises variations of meditation and believes in buddhist beliefs like karma

John - hey you coming out tonight?
James - sorry I need to meditate
John - oh, well you gonna come out on sunday?
James - sorry i'm going to church
John - Wait so which are you Buddhist or Christian ??
James - Both! I'm Buddhistian!

by Bowlerhat girl October 25, 2010

Buddhist

The adjective that describes whether the nature of someone or something is awesome or just generally positive.

-Dude i got us tickets to go see Kings of Leon!
-Oh my god! Thats so buddhist!

by RampageReadman January 24, 2011

buddhisness

buddhism + business
this is one of the most interesting things to learn about the modern asian world, especially japan.
buddhisness is the business which lets the priests of big buddhist temple's gain incredible wealth, basically through donations.

mao: thanks a lot for this amazing dinner and the clubbing this evening. how could you afford such an expensive lifestyle?
priest: i'm a buddhist priest, you know. today's buddhism is like a usual service business. a temple lives primarily from donations. the largest amounts are contributed at funerals. so the more people of my religion that die each month the better for me. one may call this buddhisness ;)

by mao December 26, 2007

Buddyism

A disability/illness where someone has both retardism and is homosexual. Potential to be fatal.

My feminine friend Jack has buddyism, please pray for him.

by Nichsypoo November 28, 2021

cutest little Buddhist

A term of endearment for people and/or animals while they're in a calm state-of-mind.

Cat: Meow, purr.....
Cat Owner: Awww, you're the cutest little Buddhist.

by TeaInTheMoment August 19, 2021

Atheistic Buddhism

The belief that no God or deity exists out of the context of physicality, in the same way a traditional atheist does. The Atheistic Buddhist however does follow the ways of the Buddhist philosophy.

Religious person: Hey! What religion do you believe in?

Atheistic Buddhist: I am a follower of Atheistic Buddhism.

Religious Person: What's that

Atheistic Buddhist: I don't believe in any God or Gods, but I still follow the teachings of Buddhism.

Religious Person: Ah! Interesting!

by Joe Doe Doe October 24, 2012

Buddhist Swastika

Of or relating to Buddhism. Found mostly on Asian Mahayana Buddhist Temples and their Statues. If the symbol is found on a food product it means that the food is all Vegetarian, thus causing no harm to animals in the creation of the food product. Thus keeping with Ahimsa, a term meaning to do no harm, a common practice found in Buddhism.

Home-Schooled Christian: Dude what's with the Nazi Ramen?
College Educated Buddhist: Yeah right, and I suppose that Chinese script is German too.

Home-Schooled Christian: I dunno, I can't read either.
College Educated Buddhist: No, X-tard, that's the Buddhist Swastika, it means that no harm was caused to animals in the preparation of this food product.

Home-Schooled Christian: What?
College Educated Buddhist: It's Vegetarian.

Home-Schooled Christian: Well, fuck that, I gotta have meat everyday.
College Educated Buddhist: You are Karmically-dispositioned towards Obesity.

by Black Plowman October 7, 2011