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Scroto baggins

Porn star Son of the hard working Draggons His Baggins, cousin of well known Frodo Baggins and his lesser known brother Douche Baggins. Grand son of old Saggins and Blue Baggins. Generally known as the black sheep of the afluente Baggins family of the Shire. Married to wife and fellow porn start Cum Baggins and father of Shit and Brown Baggins. His Great Uncles Colostomy and Tenpoundsofshitinafivepound Baggins fought in the war of five armies where one of them sustained life altering injuries. Scroto was introduced to the porn industy by his his grandmother Blue "Ball" Baggins. She did not do well in the industry early on but had a succesful career late in life when she went by the stage name "Under Eye Baggins". Scroto found married life tedious and unfulfilling. He devorced Cum and became involved in gay porn. He Hired Douche Baggins as his manager and went by the stage name Scroto "The Hand" Baggins. He died of Elephantitis when his sack became infected while filming "Ass Baggins the Butt Pirate".
by StrongDynamics September 19, 2009
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freedom baggie

n. A one-quart, clear plastic bag into which you place your 100-mL bottles of liquids in order to carry them aboard an airplane. A magical device that somehow prevents you from blowing up a plane with solid explosives, or emptying all your little bottles into one big one. Security theater in action.
You can take away my Fourth Amendment right to be free of illegal search and seizure, but you'll never take away my freedom baggie.
by SkidMarkyMark May 27, 2008
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baggin' up

An urban term (used mostly in the midatlantic area-originated in Delaware) used to describe laughing or shared laughter. To bag up, bagged up, etc.
That guy was walking down the street and ran into a pole, and we started baggin' up!
by TTWhy February 10, 2009
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Baggy Aggy

A violent geordie game for kids.

Everybody puts their school bag in a large circle. If your bag is hit by the football you receive a punch in the leg, arm, chest or head from every opponent.

Standard version is two-touch, also one-touch and three-touch variations
Should we have have a game of baggy aggy?

Yeah, one-touch or two?
by neilo5000 August 31, 2017
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K-Baggin'

When a man squats to pee due to extreme intoxication.
"Dude Kyle totally peed in my bag last night, and he wasn't even standing up!"

"Yeah he was totally K-Baggin' it."
by EllisLaurs February 27, 2013
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ass baggy

An affectionate, less medical sounding term for one’s colostomy bag, even though it’s connected elsewhere.
Yup, I got an ass baggy and it’s all mine!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2019
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dry bagging

When you say fuck it to the world and all it’s expectation, pack your essentials in a dry bag, tie that shit around your waist and just start swimming.
Hey girl, wanna go dry bagging later? If you get tired, just rest your chest on the dry bag and enjoy the ride.
by skachild86 June 28, 2020
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