Bruno

A person with no chill, like none at all.

Did you see that guy freak out over nothing
Yeah, his name is Bruno

by nochillnames June 21, 2016

Bruno

The act between two homosexual men where one rapidly plunges the ass of the other.

I’am so going to bruno you tonight..

by Infamous12345 July 9, 2018

Bruno

a dick loving steroid using fag, has a little dick due to steroids cant pull any hoes cant lift weights and looks like a thumb from spy kids

you see that faggot ass nigga bruno

by stevethe guy December 8, 2016

Bruno

The biggest and sexiest gay Austrian since Adolf Hitler (note: Hitler wasn't gay, he was just a bitch.. nor was he sexy.)

Also the sexy and most charming (and most fabulous) man who could get any woman he wanted, if only he weren't so gay. Now stop staring at his kugelsack!

Me 1: Bruno ist totally sexy, yes?
Random person 1: yes he is, I go coocoo for his kugelsack!
Random person 2: Bruno's kugelsack? Well count me in! *crank it up plays*

by Bruno's secret female lover July 29, 2009

Bruno

The personification of ugly: Just some annoying bread head who is as Gay as a three dollar bill and thinks that he's always right.

A: Look at that Bruno over there!
B:you mean that ugly Kid that sucks at Skateboarding?
A:exactly.

by Ficknudel November 22, 2021

Bruno

A person who is arrogant and is in love with his computer so much, that he thinks his computer loves him back!

Dude, stop staring at your computer... you're turning into a Bruno!

by Diety CZ February 3, 2010

Bruno

a Bruno is a dumb voice in your head telling you not to do things

silenzio bruno!

by the tortilla boy July 6, 2021