Diner one: "OMG, did you see that guy's pancakes? I'm so getting the pancakes. They look so good I could die!"
Diner two: "Dude, that guy over there's totally giving me the brunch face."
Diner two: "Dude, that guy over there's totally giving me the brunch face."
by tsukiatari January 21, 2010
by Bcpseudonym August 02, 2020
The act of getting "dirty" in the morning via sexual activity, not showering, and fulfilling the subsequent desire for breakfast afterwards; usually late in the morning due to morning activities.
"Got plans tomorrow, darling?"
"Nothing in particular."
"Perfect, want to dirty brunch?"
"Oh, you dog--you know I do..."
"How was your morning?"
"It was swell, the Mrs. and I went dirty brunching and picked up a couple items at Lowes."
"Nothing in particular."
"Perfect, want to dirty brunch?"
"Oh, you dog--you know I do..."
"How was your morning?"
"It was swell, the Mrs. and I went dirty brunching and picked up a couple items at Lowes."
by Jack O'Reidy July 14, 2013
Henry: I am so horny
Kelly: but it's 4 am you little moonspider. Go to bed you know I'm more of a brunch humper
Henry: I know.Trust me. I know
Kelly: but it's 4 am you little moonspider. Go to bed you know I'm more of a brunch humper
Henry: I know.Trust me. I know
by provider44 January 15, 2010
As opposed to the summer toned and cut Beach Body, a Brunch Body is characterized by stage 3 muffin tops, an incipient FUPA, thic arms and legs, a trendy fitness membership that they never use, incessant talk about and consumption of mimosas, a disposition toward cat ownership, and total lack of judgment about when and where yoga pants are appropriate. Usually refers to a female body, but not always. The phase between skinny fat and fat.
Britney used to be hot, but after hitting the single 30s professional track she’s gotten a serious Brunch Body.
by millenilols June 16, 2019
An involuntary post brunch activity usually caused by carpooling combined with poor driver choice. Specifically, after brunch, the driver refuses to return the other riders to their respective cars thereby kidnapping them and driving to another location. Typical secondary destinations include anyplace with current drink specials but may even include a visit to the driver’s Mom’s house. Both the ambiguity and dangerous nature of future destinations are the true threat of brunch-napping.
Side effects include a seeping of cash from the wallet followed hours later by an acute headache. Remedies are few but include mutiny and/or taxi services.
Side effects include a seeping of cash from the wallet followed hours later by an acute headache. Remedies are few but include mutiny and/or taxi services.
by Abnormally Normal January 19, 2009
Something that is never going to happen.
Making unrealistically early weekend and/or recovery day plans.
Implying another uneaten meal.
Making unrealistically early weekend and/or recovery day plans.
Implying another uneaten meal.
6 am post clubbing...
"Hey Sarah! We should go to the St Lawrence Market tomorrow and shop for fruits and vegetables and stuff."
"Sounds great Jimmy! Let's go after brunch."
"Hey Sarah! We should go to the St Lawrence Market tomorrow and shop for fruits and vegetables and stuff."
"Sounds great Jimmy! Let's go after brunch."
by Zooeyjones November 18, 2014