Booze Bruise

The bruises you will inevitably get after drinking. Usually you don't remember where they came from the next morning.

"Did you see the size of the booze bruise on her leg?"
"Yeah, it looked like she fell down the stairs!"

by jayhey7 April 15, 2014

bruisely

Not quite as good at fighting as Bruce Lee but pretty darn close.

Jackie Chan is very bruisely.

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

bruiserweight

Pete Motherfucking Dunne

And his opponent, weighing 205 pounds, he is the NXT United Kingdom Champion, The Bruiserweight, Pete Dunne

by TideSplitter February 21, 2021

Bruiseshipping

Bruiseshipping is the pairing between cole and jay from ninjago. The fanart is adorable and they're a really good pair together.

Person A: I read the CUTEST bruise fic a few days ago!

Person B: I love bruiseshipping!

by Plasmashipper December 8, 2018

Mystery bruises

The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.

Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.

by Sophie N. February 15, 2008

Morning Bruises

Bruises you wake up with on your legs from walking into things drunk the night before.

*Guy 1* Man my legs hurt for some reason.
*guy 2* Oh you have Morning Bruises

by MAXXX13 November 15, 2007

Slut Bruise

A bruise or bruises found on someone's knee making it look as though they've given a ton of Blow Jobs recently. The bruise can be from anything but has to be on one or both knees. The bigger the bruise the bigger the slut.

Suzy "omg look at Trina's knees!"
Jenny "those are some pretty huge slut bruises, her boyfriend must be happy!"

by em-dizzle4sizzle September 24, 2011