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busts my buffers

Bust my buffers is a phrase used to express annoyance. Alternative to "grinds my gears".
Tony: I have a massive scratch on my phone screen. It's really busts my buffers!
by yer mum succ bum January 11, 2019
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Nudity Buffer

The window of opportunity in which to talk to a person to whom you might be attracted, prior to when you have undressed them in your imagination and/or fantasized about them sexually. Usually between 10 seconds - 5 minutes after first sighting this person, depending on his or her attractiveness and your horniness.

(NOTE: Men andwomen of both gay and heterosexual persuasions are subject to the fleeting nudity zone).

Coined by the character Jeff on the British sitcom "Coupling."
"I would go over and say hi to Steve, but I've already imagined what it would be like to sit on his face, so the nudity buffer has been breached and it might be awkward."
by Gerere April 16, 2006
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buffer overflow

A type of exploitation in programming in which a set buffer is created in a program and a user has the advantage of overflowing that buffers set limit to allow the user to execute arbitrary code by overwriting a memory block, held for the buffer.
#include <stdio.h>

int main(int argc, char **argv) {
buffer300; //set buffer to store 300 bytes
if(argc<=2) {
printf("usage: %s <data to put in buffer>", argv0);
}else{
memset(buffer, argv1); //add 2nd argument (the data) into the buffer
printf("%s",buffer); //print data that resides in the buffer
}

if more than 300 bytes are put into the buffer, it will cause a segmentation fault causing a buffer overflow.
by atomix April 25, 2004
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buffer test

Any coming test, college, high school, or middle school, that you know you will do/have done well or exceptional on. This test is a safeguard for the other test/paper that you know you will to poorly on. For absorbing the shock of when you get a 73 on your term paper.
Dude, I think I'm set for the end of the year; I got a ninety on that history test, and I'm thinkin' that's my buffer test for that hugeass paper we have to write for Smith.
by KokeHed May 8, 2009
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Braffery

(noun), overly-quirky indie film cliches often featuring white people, outlandish character traits, and the band Coldplay.
"I would have enjoyed that film a lot more if not for all the braffery."
by PFunkJunk March 1, 2010
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Buffer Fucked

When buffering occurs repeatedly while trying to watch T.V. or a movie on ones computer.
I was trying to watch a movie on Netflix but kept getting Buffer Fucked.
by N4CER32 October 19, 2011
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Buffer Person

That one guy or girl that keeps you from being either heterosexual or homosexual.
Josh: Hey, do you want to go the strip club tonight
Patrick: Nah, I'll just sit here and watch gay porn.
Josh: Well, Danielle is going to meet us for dinner afterwards.
Patrick: If Danielle's going to be there then I'm going for sure.
Josh: She sounds like your Buffer Person.
by TheMinecraftPlaya June 12, 2013
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