A term to describe a condition which affects all males who attend Cal Poly Pomona. With such a small population of physically attractive women, males grow to find not-so attractive women more attractive than they normally would. Similar to beer goggles.
A: Dude, was the girl you went out with last night fine?
B: I thought she was at the time, but realized later that I was suffering from Bronco Vision.
B: I thought she was at the time, but realized later that I was suffering from Bronco Vision.
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Get the brolic mug.so i woke up to get me a cold pop... Sweet, Lord, Jesus I ran... But the smoke got me and I got bronchitis, ain't nobody got time for that.
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Get the Bionic Tone mug.1. An umbrella term for a person in the Sonic The Hedgehog OC community, but can also refer to Sonic OCs themselves.
2. A derogatory term for those in said Sonic OC community, associated with people who possess idiotic, dumb, or complacent mentalities, and people who lack proper social skills.
3. A pedophile.
2. A derogatory term for those in said Sonic OC community, associated with people who possess idiotic, dumb, or complacent mentalities, and people who lack proper social skills.
3. A pedophile.
Examples
1. That bonic looks so cool! Is he your character?
2. Of course a bonic complains about getting criticism.
3. What is it with bonics and grooming children?
1. That bonic looks so cool! Is he your character?
2. Of course a bonic complains about getting criticism.
3. What is it with bonics and grooming children?
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Get the bonic mug.While your partner is riding in reverse cowgirl position, the partner being ridden surreptitiously sneaks their thumb into the riding partners butt. When they turn around in surprise, the partner being ridden puts his hands up and says "Guilty!"
Susan, "Did you just stick your thumb in my ass?!!!"
Josh, "Guilty!"
Later...Josh to his friends," I actually did it, I gave Susan the Guilty Bronco!"
Josh, "Guilty!"
Later...Josh to his friends," I actually did it, I gave Susan the Guilty Bronco!"
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Get the Guilty Bronco mug.Ironically bi(-sexual), often due to a decidedly Byronic demeanor (the pun is deliberate). Generally refers to males who project archetypical masculinity (stoic, distant, self-sufficient, curt) yet also maintain some degree of homoerotic desire. The classic example for this is Ennis Del Mar, portrayed by Heath Ledger in the 2005 film, Brokeback Mountain. Also refers to situations involving a bironic character, used in the same way "ironic" might be.
(Males A and B watching Brokeback Mountain:
Ennis: This is a one-shot thing we got goin on here
Jack: It's nobodies business but ours
E: You know I ain't queer
J: You know I ain't either)
A: Wow, that's... bironic
B: What, you mean like, how in-denial they are about their own gayness?
A: No, I mean, the way they separate their behavior and desire from larger social expectations regarding the binaries of gender roles and attraction
B: ...Because they're both still decidedly masculine, in the gender-normative sense of the word?
A: Exactly!
B: Wow, what a relief! In that case, I guess it's ok to tell you that when I'm scared or confused and can't sleep, I imagine you lying next to me as I caress your chest and smell your hair.
A: You are one bironic bro, bro... but you're MY bironic bro!
(they kiss)
Ennis: This is a one-shot thing we got goin on here
Jack: It's nobodies business but ours
E: You know I ain't queer
J: You know I ain't either)
A: Wow, that's... bironic
B: What, you mean like, how in-denial they are about their own gayness?
A: No, I mean, the way they separate their behavior and desire from larger social expectations regarding the binaries of gender roles and attraction
B: ...Because they're both still decidedly masculine, in the gender-normative sense of the word?
A: Exactly!
B: Wow, what a relief! In that case, I guess it's ok to tell you that when I'm scared or confused and can't sleep, I imagine you lying next to me as I caress your chest and smell your hair.
A: You are one bironic bro, bro... but you're MY bironic bro!
(they kiss)
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