Bronchitis-saurusrex

That long neck dino bitch that I forgot the name of at 2 am. It was the giraffe before the giraffe, so he's a trendsetter. He was a friendly long-necked nigga who ate plants and shit. Have you ever watched the land before time? My boi Littlefoot was a Bronchitis-saurusrex.

Dude 1: I took my kids to the prehistoric museum.

Dude 2: Oh sick, did you see the bronchitis-saurusrex?
Dude 1: Nigga what?!

My boi littlefoot was a bronchitis-saurusrex

by CooNian August 13, 2018

broach

Unpleasant cross between friend and cockroach.

That dude and his little broaches are really starting to get on my nerves.

He's kind of cool but really more of a broach.

That little dude and all his creepy friends got backstage and broached out all night. What a drag.

by L.Ryder August 17, 2010

Bronch

Lunch between two or more bros. (straight bros)

Hey bros, let's get some lunch. We'll call it bronch.

by PC305 May 9, 2014

Riding Broncho

When a man is getting a girl up the ass, and before she comes you whisper, "This is how your sister liked it." This causes her to try to get up, as you hold on and keep going.

Jack gave Jill the old Riding Broncho!

by Patrick McSweeney September 5, 2003

bronch

the theoretical area between the taint and the asshole

Bro, my bronch is raw after using that shitty toilet paper.

by brosof525 September 23, 2009

whimpy nasal bronch

an insult meaning, because of a constantly congested nose, your voice sounds like a termite flatulating

or

you use this condition as an excuse

"You are a whimpy nasal bronch!"

by JAMAL May 31, 2003

bromachochacho

a fellow man who talks about all the woman that want him, makes more noise in the gym than necessary and mentions his possibly real or fictional but super high salary. He is "masculine" in all ways and he won't stop trying to prove it to everyone including himself.

Sup, bromachochacho?
Nothin' much. Beyonce, Selena Gomez, and Iggy won't stop blowin' up my phone, yo. Had to take the Lambo, Bugatti and the Benz into the shop today so I'm ridin' wit the Honda today.

by macaroniimac November 10, 2014