talking bollocks

To talk about something irrelevant, or incorrect.

1. "What did you get up to last night?"
"Oh, just sat round a friends house talking bollocks."

2. "I was out last night and met this bloke who told me he was once an astronaut."
"Woah, did you believe him?"
"No, he was talking bollocks".

by Growkie August 13, 2006

Brolley

Umbrella, British slang.

One: Look mate, bloody hell it's raining.
Two: Well mate, there's always the brolley.
One: Brilliant.

by pentapus November 19, 2011

kyle broflovski

Kyle Broflovski is the Jewish kid from South Park. He is Stan's best friend, somewhat Kenny's friend, and he always gets made fun of by Cartman because he is Jewish. He has a mom, a dad, and a younger half-brother that is Canadian. His teacher was Mr. Garrison, then Mrs. Chokesondick, now it is Ms. Garrison, Mr. Garrison with a sex change. Kyle also has a bag of "Jew Gold" hanging around his neck.

Cartman: Fuck you Kyle Broflovski, you're just a fucking Jew.

by Awahl March 2, 2006

brolociraptor

1. A brolociraptor is the most dangerous type of bro, because he is also a velociraptor.

2. One who has learned to pick up women from watching Jurassic Park. They wait in the tall grass and pick off the stragglers.

1. Bro: Yo brolociraptor, how was your weekend? Hunt down any unsuspecting scientists?

Brolociraptor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2. Bro: Yo brolociraptor, you pick up any chicks this weekend?

Brolociraptor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by SilverbackUltraMasculine March 31, 2009

the dogs bollocks

Something or a person that is the best thing ever.

That Audi TT is the dogs bollocks!

by minge monkey April 23, 2003

Dog's Bollocks

In UK slang terms the "dog's bollocks" means the best. It comes from the habit of male dog's licking their testicles (bollocks) and that they must taste good as they spend so much time in this activity.

The concert last night was the dog's bollocks.

by Robert Kingsley October 4, 2005

No bollocks

No messing around, no excuses, no deception.

I'll have this assignment ready for you by Tuesday. No bollocks.

by duosayso August 22, 2011