brociety

A brociety is a population of bros characterized by patterns of relationships between individuals that share a distinctive culture and/or interest. More broadly, a brociety is an economic, social and industrial infrastructure, made up of a varied multitude of bros. Members of a brociety may be from different ethnic groups. A brociety may be a particular ethnic group, such as the Saxons, a nation state, such as Bhutan, or a broader cultural group.

Will: Those kids from Farmington are developing quite a brociety over there.

Sean: Yeah, if they keep it up they're never going to be able to function in a real society.

Will: Looks fun to me, I just hope they don't get too bromantic.

by JackieTrabs February 20, 2009

Brocade

A brocade occurs when bros agree that another bro needs to stop doing something, and thus form a barricade of bros.

Bro 1: Man, our bro is getting really drunk, maybe we should cut him off?

Bro 2: Yeah man, let's brocade the bar!

by FlyingPiranha August 11, 2014

brovide

When your bro does something for you and you dont expect it

Joe ' hey Dan got u takeaway'
*Dan opens bag*

Dan ' I only asked for Big Mac '
Joe ' I know got u Fanta as well'
Dan 'Thanks man you paid extra money
Joe ' Thats cool fam i just brovide'

by portinib September 16, 2016

Brocade Buddies

Friends who love to do qigong together. Especially the baduanjin, which in Chineese means '8 Silky Brocades'. This is one of the most wonderful qigong stretches and Hec Hanley and Beatrice Middleton often do it together. Brocade buddies often do qigong for hours, never stopping to speak. So if you love the healing martial arts, get a bunch a of your Brocade Buddies together and do the 8 Silky Brocades. You will feel silky!

Bryant: Hey Hec, let's do some qigong! After all, we are Brocade Buddies.

Hec: You got that right. The baduanjin, the 8 Silky Stretches. (he starts doing them)

Bryant: Easy now, you don't want too much fire. This is meant to heal, not hurt.

Hec: Yes. (he does Drawing the Bow to Shoot the Hawk) Now, that felt good. This is crazy fun!

Bryant: Now, let's do Angry Gaze. (he squats into the horse stance and punches at Hec's stomach) There, think Angry Tiger!

Hec: Good one, my poor heart! These brocades really work. Hooooooooooo (the heart healing sound).

Bryant: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that.

Hec: Its okay. Now, those are great exercises, huh? But now I need a Hanley Freeze. You want one?

Bryant: Sure! How about a chi massage, too? That'll perk you up.

Hec: (starts rubbing on Bryant) Easy now. We're Brocade Buddies! Now, this is going to be good. Don't hurt yourself.

Bryant: Xie xie! (means 'thank you' in Chineese) That was one great workout. I feel silky now! Brocade Buddies forever! High wu! ('five', in Chineese)

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 21, 2011

bromide belly

A specific type of nauseous stomach ache brought on by the ingestion of a drug that is delivered in the form of a hydrobromide salt.

Emily gave herself a bit of a bromide belly from taking so much DXM HBr.

by Neech August 7, 2012

brociferous

When your bro has become so wasted he has turned into a vegetable.

"Justin hit the bong so hard last night he was brociferous."

by Borisbadass May 9, 2016

brovide

when your bro provides for you and you didnt expect it

Joe ' hey Dan got u takeaway'
*Dan opens bag*

Dan ' I only asked for Big Mac '
Joe ' I know got u Fanta as well'
Dan 'Thanks man you paid extra money
Joe ' Thats cool fam i just brovide'

by portinib September 16, 2016