Bobert

-someone who thinks they have a chance with a girl

Dude, you just did a bobert, she friendzoned yo ass

by SRD3 February 18, 2020

bobertchode

By day, he goes by rob,
By night, he goes by bobertchode
Rob and his almighty chode run the streets of gurteen and Ballaghaderreen! You best hide your woman when bobertchode is out because behind his quirky personality he’s a stone cold top shagger.

Ur wan fell victim of bobertchode last night :/ god bless her

by Logger47 March 24, 2020

bobertbobert1

A discord Admin made by god himself.

Me Ilamo Bob? Praise be to bobertbobert1

by abberantics esports March 12, 2022

National Bobert day Definition [Without typos.]

Bobert is a plastic doll we pray to every year on August eighth

We start at 12 PM and say our prayer about Bobert and our favorite thing about Bobert.

Here are some instructions on how to be a Boberter.
Step 1 - Join the Bobert Cult Discord Server (Definetly not an Advertisment.)
Type the start of a Discord invite and change the end to, XEDAnrqDrT
Step 2 - Talk to his mother, politely.
Step 3 - Prove your love for our God, Bobert.
Step 4 - Get bob-pings role to be updated on what's happening.
Then you are now an official Boberter.

| Person 1: What happens at August 8? Why are you so hyped about it?
| Boberter: National Bobert day! He's very adorable.
That is what National Bobert day Definition Without typos. is like.

-Aaliyah

by ali/aki !! September 28, 2022

Brober Party

The civilized bro equivalent of a female slumber party. All civilized bros in attendance must partake in drinking fine craft ales while viewing visual media. Such banter includes discussion of laxitutes, beer, and discussing every character's flow in Game of Thrones.

Civilized Bro #1: Yo dude, I just imported a case of Brouwerij ‘t Gaverhopke for tonight's Brober Party. You bringing the first DVD of Game of Thrones
Civilized Bro #2: My laxitute has already packed it in the satchel for me. Get out your monocle. Let's Rock.

by Brohemian Brobery December 30, 2011

brobortion

when your brother kicks you down the stairs just in case other abortion options aren't available to you.

Brendan: yo sis, how did the abortion go?
Caitlin: not so good, it's way to expensive
Brendan: I have an idea

(Brendan kicks Caitlin down the stairs. Brobortion complete. Baby problem solved.)

by babyproblemsolved April 24, 2011

bobert

One whom is queer beyond all belief with many STD's and other undesireable diseases. Generally boberts have the intelligence of a vegetable and are considered "Less than Everything" -- Yes even less than dirt.

Ryan: "You queer ass bobert motha fucka!"

by t3h gEno April 30, 2005