Brawny Bomb

A sinister device that utilizes boredom, a roadtrip and no bathroom break. The Brawny Bomb was developed on the lone Highway 52 in North Carolina and consist of one Brawny paper towl (preferably the extra absorbent kind for safety) and someone who hasnt taken a shit in a long time; said person is to shit on the paper towl (while in the back of the car) and then simply toss it out the window at the car behind you. A simple yet devastating weapon.

OMFG Rick just threw a Brawny Bomb at that car.

by Vanwa July 16, 2008

Braton

A smart person who is very logic and can be very protective of friends and family. He is also very loving and charming to the ladies.

That kid over there looks like a Braton.

by Copperhead January 17, 2017

brawny

the swingingest paper towel brand on the market today.

"what kind of paper towels should i get?"
"Brawny DUH!"

by Dirk Diggler October 25, 2003

Branon

Branon is the name of a really hot guy who probably has a big nice. He is also really nice and gets a lot of girls

“Branon is so hot omg” - every girl ever

by Not_Branon October 7, 2019

Brawndo

The generic term referring to an energy drink, provided it contains copious amounts of caffeine and sugar. The presence of low calorie sweeteners automatically disqualify a drink from this definition. Adding extra value to this type of beverage are certain nearly undefinable ingredients including sodium hexametaphosphate, pyridoxine hydrochloride, and cyanocobalamin.

Technician 1: "I can barely stay awake, want to go get a brawndo?"

Technician 2: "Sounds good. I hope they have Full Throttle brawndo, it's my favorite"

Technican 1: "Yeah, I also like Amp brawndo for its mellow smoothness. Let's go!!"

by navindpaul January 30, 2010

Brawnchitis

When you are drinking a protein shake and start to cough uncontrollably, most likely from not mixing the protein powder well enough or putting in too much.

Before his workout, Anthony suffered from a severe case of brawnchitis by foolishly chugging his protein-packed beverage.

by imaswoleman April 8, 2015

brawknee

Brawknee is an amazing, beautiful and good looking lady. She is super cute and very friendly. Every girl want to be like her.

I love brawknee

by AhmadGML November 13, 2017