Bear-Blasting

Similar to Hump-Catting

Bear-Blasting! Because you'll be too energetic for normal sports!

by Auugghhh December 27, 2007

Blasting

PLaying loud music so every one else can here while ear buds are still in ears and no one else wants to here

Spencer stop blasting your manson

by Jack Dusich March 7, 2009

Blasting Taft

The act of masturbation, a term popularized by certain message boards. Reference to the 27th President of the United States, William Howard Taft.

"I was in the bathroom the other night and my girlfriend totally walked in on me while I was Blasting Taft."

"Please excuse me from the dinner table. I'm afraid I have to go Blast some Taft."

"Hey! Blast your own Taft!"

by moonmaster July 3, 2007

Straddle Blasting

When your on a first date and the bitch your with decides to crank it up a notch, jumps on top of you, wraps her legs around your waist, visciously inserts her tongue into the back of your esophagus, all while dry humping the hell out of your dong.

"Ah man, last night me and Shannon were watchin this movie and then out of no where she jumped on top of me and began Straddle Blasting the fuck outta me!"

by Daniel, Jordan, Christian, Taylor and Chase. December 11, 2007

boasting

Someone attempting to hide their dumbassness by repeatedly lauding their one and only (generally small) victory to their friends or a random crowd of strangers, depending on who is handy.

Ted: I slept with Rebecca Stillworth and it was freaking amazing! We did it like eight times and I think I made her cum twice that cuz I'm so talented. Seriously, she even told me that they should make a statue of my penis.

James: I wish Ted would stop boasting about that.

Kevin: I know right? It happened like ten years ago.

Steve: You'd think he'd have something else to talk about by now.

Kyle: Dumbass.

*They all nod in agreement, except Ted who continues with his boasting, oblivious to his friends' disgruntlement*

by TalaDentro April 28, 2011

Pork basting

v. The act of blowing a load all over the face of a 250+ pound girl after she gives you really good oral sex (and she will because she has to).

I had to thank that heffer for the amazing BJ so I gave her an ultimate pork basting! I think I glued her eyes shut.

by chuckerman May 2, 2005

blasting a dookie

a term in when your about to take a bad shit, a feel like your going to "blast" it out of your ass

Man I got to go and balst a dookie.

by Chris cain March 9, 2005