A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.
The phrase originates from New Zealand.
The phrase originates from New Zealand.
Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."
by RedBeard53 July 13, 2011
Get the Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball mug.A euphemism for the N word (n*gger). Primarily used in political contexts when discussing issues like crime or affirmative action (legal racism). It is still an offensive word and its use should be avoided in formal or public contexts. This term was derived from the fact that many Blacks play basketball and receive college scholarships due to their talent in the sport.
Joe: Some asshole broke into my house last night and stole my MacBook!
Tim: Must be those basketball people.
Joe: Yeah, I think it's time to get a home security system.
Tim: Must be those basketball people.
Joe: Yeah, I think it's time to get a home security system.
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Sometimes known as a gunt, but pronounced enough to look like a Wilson attached to a vagina. Does not bounce true from in the paint.
She wasn't pregnant, but the basketball pussy was enough to keep the fellas from asking for a dance.
by Pantaloon January 14, 2008
Get the basketball pussy mug.The face someone makes after being hit in the nose with a basketball. Usually occurs when one is not paying attention during a game or a bad pass is thrown. Bloody nose and watery eyes are common
Guy 1:Did you see Bill fucking off on the court and get basketball face?
Guy 2:Yeah, what an asshole.
Guy 2:Yeah, what an asshole.
by Cletus B Delicious May 17, 2011
Get the Basketball face mug.Freestyle basketball is a form of art. It involves doing tricks with one or multiple basketballs. No rules, no limitation, only your imagination and creativity. Not to be confused with "streetball", which also (sometimes) involves tricks, but in-game.
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Get the sunkist basketball hoop mug.Five on one basketball is the act of masturbating. Since your hand has five fingers(generally) and you use your hand to masturbate(usually), the term was coined.
Man, when I'm stressed out, I get in a good game of
"five on one basketball" and I feel much better.
"Hey, did you and that broad have sex last night?"
"Nah, she got me all worked up and left, so I got in a good session of 'five one one basketball' to cure my blue balls"
"five on one basketball" and I feel much better.
"Hey, did you and that broad have sex last night?"
"Nah, she got me all worked up and left, so I got in a good session of 'five one one basketball' to cure my blue balls"
by Headuardo December 17, 2011
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