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Brainade

An occurrence of attaining a clear mind, different thought processes, and seeing the world differently all in one instant. The mind stays in this state for under a minute and never over. After the event occurs, it seems as if everything has reverted back to how it was. It has the essence of a dream, so you would know that you had one, but not exactly the contents of it. Everything around you in reality becomes a blur while your mind narrows down and focuses on the sensation. A respect for time accompanies the event, therefore giving an urge to rush something particular that pertains to the certain individual. You could say that this event may be all your epiphanies into one since it is multiple realizations and confused emotions at one time. The brain believes these events are upgrades and starts to seek them out since they happen so rarely, even years at a time.
The young adult paused mid sentence due to the brainade, forcing him to think on different aspects of life.
by LaggyEnglish October 3, 2017
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Branford

Motha fu*kers in Branford get ice cream every other weekend, many people in this town are rich snobs who do nothing but drink beer on their boats. The middle school is just bulls**t end of story, great place to raise a family until you get money and commitment issues. The branford highschool is decent. Their called the branford hornets... a horrible pick but its theirs.
"Branford.. the home of the hornets and white kids who dont know how to act."
by Iknowitbrofoff December 4, 2020
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devandre 6 branford

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branford, ct

basically the town is split into 3 parts. stony creek, pine orchard, and then the poor part. stony creek and pine orchard is full of rich old people who live on the water. and then theres the ghetto.. where, well you know.
"Where do you live?"
"Branford, CT"
"Ohhh, so you live on the water, right?"
by mike87687876 August 21, 2006
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braintard

a very foolish person.
Braintards cannot do well in exams.
by uttam maharjan February 2, 2013
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brainfart post

A post showing up on a social media page or group that is totally off topic, irrelevant or incoherent. It takes an average time of thirty seconds to click the link and read enough of it to realize it is a total waste of one's time. For example, on a group with 7,000 members, that one post has collectively stolen an hour of life from those people.
I just clicked on that post on the embroidery group and had to watch a brainfart post of a stupid video of a puppy puking up a sock! Did that guy really think the world of embroidery would be made better with that video??!!
by billy sharpstick February 6, 2017
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brainfart

When you say or do something stupid, your brain has had a brainfart.
Person A: Hey, switch on the TV, this show is annoying.
Person B: Switch it ON?
Person A: No, I meant off... I had a brainfart.
by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014
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