Brainsexual

A person who does not experience sexual attraction unless they form a strong brain bond with someone other than themselves.

Natasha: Hey, do you think Brian likes me?
Emily: Nah! This boy only has a thing for people with sexy brain folds. He is called Brian the Brainsexual, for a good reason.

Natasha: Wait, soo...
Emily: So, you better give up on him, it is for your own good dear.

by Bokra Okra Oops! May 26, 2018

brainwashment

The state of having been brainwashed, particularly for large groups of people

Its because of our brainwashment that no-one drives backwards down the street

by Spaargy September 17, 2022

brainwashed

What everyoe is. You will never be "unbrainwashed". When you think you are doing something opposite and against the system you are brainwashed into believing that what you are doing is against it. So stop your bitching and get used to it.

"I what to spraypaint anarchy symbols on the wall 'cuz I hate the system."
"No you want to do it because yu brainwashed yourself into believing that. Retard."

by RPtheFP June 3, 2005

Braingasm

The sudden, and often timely, understanding of a subject, usually in school. Most commonly paired with a loud exclamation of "OHHHHHHHHHHH! I GET IT NOW!" or something very similar. Usually done by the less studious members of the class, who understand it right before a test or quiz.

Teacher: So if you want to make x=2, you can. Just plug in 0 for y.
Student 1: OHHH! OH! OH! I GET IT NOW! So you just have to ...?
Teacher: Yes, Michelle, that's it. I've explained it for 3 weeks now."
Student 1: SWEET! I WILL SO ACE THIS QUIZ!
Student 2: Someone just had a braingasm...

by CCCCCCCuda October 11, 2011

Brainage

(Bray-Nidge)

Meaning intelligence. Made popular by the comedy duo Lano & Woodley.

Lano- "...My wallet went down in the plane, jees, get a bit of brainage"

by Jaq_Shawty March 15, 2009

Brainraped

Being so stoned that you feel completely weightless, also used to describe the pounding sensation in your head after a few heavy bong's.

After smoking all that weed, jake was completely brainraped

by MrSwan June 24, 2010

Braingasm

It is a type of orgasm acheived from mind. Sexual arousal is physical and mental—but if one tries hard enough, our thoughts really are all we need to get off.
Some people can actually ‘think’ themselves off through fantasy and breath work.
These are sometimes called “energy orgasms,” because the method requires developed brains. Orgasms from “thinking off” show up in the same spot of the brain as orgasms from genital contact.

It's hard to get a braingasm, man!

by dasel horr March 26, 2016