Boron

BORON~ n. Boron is a combination of boring and moron. It is self-defining through one's behavior.

Boron ~ n. "Sir, (yawning) you are a total boron." adj. "Sir, (ho hummming) that is the most boronic statement I've heard in years." v. To boron. "Dude, you better jack up on coffee. That gal will boron you into a coma in a nanosecond."

by Cletis L Stump July 16, 2016

boron

1. A material currently sold in New New York.

2. Someone who cuts and pastes the dictionary and posts it online.

1. This episode of Futurama is brought to you by "Mom's Molten Boron"

2. What kind of boron posts "An advanced composite material used in the aero space industry which is similar in strength to titanium"?

by tophertg July 14, 2004

Borona

A disease that strikes your state of mind while in lockdown, and is as serious as Corona

Person 1: *bored*: Damn
Person 2: Wus wrong?
Person 1: I tested positive for Borona
Person 2: Damn

by AYisaglitch April 3, 2020

borona

Noun, the name given to that first, very welcome beer after a period of abstinence (typically owing to illness) which is ruined by being stuck at the bar with some boring cunt

Greg, "I had just got out of hospital and was having my first beer, but fuck me Carlo was there and came over." Matt, "you poor cunt, he's so dull, you must have thought why me? I don't deserve a borona!" Greg, "too right, I wished I'd died and never made it to the bar."

by Grandsire May 4, 2020

Borona

When you're not going outside not to catch the coronavirus, but instead you get so bored that you catch the boronavirus

James: Hey man, what did you do in the lockdown?
George: I had to masturbate all day to cure my boronavirus.

by HandlebarMoustacheGuy May 16, 2021

bowfonds

derogatory term that should only be used while under the influence of marijuana

dude 1: man, i'm soo high
dude 2: dude, stop being such a bowfonds and pass the bowl

by CHC3 May 29, 2007

Boronging

Bohr-awng-ing

To be rude.
To act as if you are superior and attempt to display this superiority by putting others down; making them feel of less worth, When in reality the insults and put-downs are completely ignored because they are boring and dated and they result in neither anger nor amusement just simple mediocrity.

People who are being Boronging usually do so because of their own lack of self confidence; therefore they have a need to make themselves feel important.

InternetToughGuy: Oh look a bunch of Jews!

DoesNotCareGuy: So what were we talking about again, UnamusedGuy?

UnamusedGuy: Well yeah so basically I was just saying, I don't know when my car will be out of the shop yet.

InternetToughGuy: Hey! Didn't you hear me! I called you Stupid Jews!?

DoesNotCareGuy: ...
UnamusedGuy: *Yawn* Boronging...

by YouNameIsAlreadyInUseBySomeone April 28, 2011