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boregasm

Boregasm happens when a man is masturbating or having sex and for some reason the stimulation stops just in time to prevent the orgasmic feelings, but not soon enough to stop ejaculation. Unless you are a zealot who believes that all pleasure is a sin but procreation is a must, this is a situation that is best avoided.
Nice timing mum, i said keep out of my room when im reading. You gave me a boregasm you bitch.
by mandatorysodomy January 16, 2018
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Bowlgasm

The act of beating your meat while also having a bowl movement.
Justin was in the bathroom for so long because he was having a bowlgasm
by Dickbitchcuntlol May 10, 2018
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Boregasm

Someone telling a spectacularly dull story, and is fully into it.
Dave was almost frothing at the mouth talking about his iphone last night. Thought he was going to boregasm.
by Igate March 14, 2018
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Boregasm

A disappointing orgasm generally stemming from masturbating to uninspiring porn.
I was watching this horrible porn the other day and had a boregasm. Better than nothing though.
by Chiboyrick December 15, 2020
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Boregasm

To have an orgasm when one is bored you see this a lot in live webcam chat. The giveaways are usually vaping drinking bottled water or studying ones nails intently while faking it.
I was watching the Russian webcam girl last night. Boregasm is all I can say.she basically. Phoned it in!
by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021
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Boregasm

Bore-gasms. Verb..the act of pleasuring yourself during the pandemic. Also when you can't get a date but dont care to find someone. Or been married for a long time.
Damn Maximo i said to myself. There isn't anything on TV. Can't leave the house cause of pendemic Porn and a good boregasm it is.
by Cantumaximo July 26, 2022
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Bowiemas

A time of gathering and celebration for fans of rock star, actor, and icon David Bowie.

Bowiemas spans the 3 days from January 8th, the day of the Star Man’s arrival on Earth, to January 10th, the day of his ascension back to the stars from whence he came.

Devotees of David listen to his music, watch his movies, share festive food and drinks, sing, dance and have a little cry if they’re overcome by the absence and/or awesomeness of Bowie.

David’s favorite foods may be served, including shepherd’s pie, red peppers, and milk. Cookies in the shape of a Black Star are shared, and also a Bowiemas cake, similar to a British Christmas cake, but with a small Black Star concealed in one of the slices. Whoever gets the Black Star will be blessed with good luck and receives a small Bowie-devotional gift.

Local nightclubs host celebrations at which fans dance in glam rock attire. Fans also meet online, notably at “The Church of David Bowie” on Facebook.

Pilgrims travel to the holy sites of their idol: 463 A23, Brixton, London; 258 Lafayette Street, New York; Hauptstrasse 155, Berlin; Bowie’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and even the island of Bali. Offerings of flowers, candles, glitter, photos, and lyrics are made. Earnest devotees may travel with a large boom box, or even a festively decorated Bowiemas tree.

Whether celebrating collectively or individually, Bowiemas is a time for fans to truly express their love of Bowie, who of course, will be their hero for ever and ever.
"It's Bowiemas, let's all go get glitter-bombed!"
by Fluffy Stardust January 5, 2024
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