Bort Cuse

An adjective used in the form of a pseudonym to describe the way in which particularly tricky circumstances were overcome with smooth and casual indifference.

A: "Blaine got backstage at the gig but his name wasn't on the guestbook."
B: "How did he get in?"
A: "He Bort Cuse'd it."
B: "Bort Cuse?"
A: "The name that never fails."

by Bort Cuse May 1, 2009

borting

another cool word for “boring”

“my day was borting asfff” - anna

by jay but mostly anna March 19, 2021

Bort

Bort

Luke: “I’m going to bort all over your face.”
Gavin: “what is a bort?”

by Bort Sr. September 30, 2023

fuggle bort

A good friend who is so unknowingly stupid that you contstantly feel the need to facepalm

*texting the friend*
friend: hey i saw you eating a cheese sandwich today, are you okay?!"
me: yeah why?
friend: i thought you said you were lack toes and told your aunt
me: you mean lactose intolerant..?
friend: oh yeah
me: oh you fuggle bort you!

by Zero_H0urz October 15, 2023

Bort

To prolapse Your rectum.

Wow Did you see the length of Jerry's Bort snake

by Galzban June 11, 2018

Borted

when you are waiting for something exiting to happen, but you are very bored!

I’m bored and exited, I guess I’m borted!

by anonymous November 21, 2022

Bort

Something really good, bad or whatever is in your bort

Dude my bort hurts

I'm borting right now

by bortman69 November 17, 2025