An adjective used in the form of a pseudonym to describe the way in which particularly tricky circumstances were overcome with smooth and casual indifference.
A: "Blaine got backstage at the gig but his name wasn't on the guestbook."
B: "How did he get in?"
A: "He Bort Cuse'd it."
B: "Bort Cuse?"
A: "The name that never fails."
B: "How did he get in?"
A: "He Bort Cuse'd it."
B: "Bort Cuse?"
A: "The name that never fails."
by Bort Cuse May 02, 2009
(Noun) a term used in reference to any person who has managed to survive his or her mother's failed abortion attempt(s).
The term is traditionally used in reference to a child, but can be applied to any abortion survivor who has achieved the legal age of adulthood as well.
The term is traditionally used in reference to a child, but can be applied to any abortion survivor who has achieved the legal age of adulthood as well.
"That baby is unusually cute......for a bortee."
Jane: "Man, Bob seems to have some serious trust issues."
Steve: " Yeah, you can thank his mother for that.....ever since he found out that he is a bortee..."
Jane: "Man, Bob seems to have some serious trust issues."
Steve: " Yeah, you can thank his mother for that.....ever since he found out that he is a bortee..."
by Timmy the Hutt February 13, 2011
by jay but mostly anna March 20, 2021
*texting the friend*
friend: hey i saw you eating a cheese sandwich today, are you okay?!"
me: yeah why?
friend: i thought you said you were lack toes and told your aunt
me: you mean lactose intolerant..?
friend: oh yeah
me: oh you fuggle bort you!
friend: hey i saw you eating a cheese sandwich today, are you okay?!"
me: yeah why?
friend: i thought you said you were lack toes and told your aunt
me: you mean lactose intolerant..?
friend: oh yeah
me: oh you fuggle bort you!
by Zero_H0urz October 15, 2023
the mix of bored and exited. Borted, you are so excited for tomorrow,Christmas, Halloween, etc.
But you are waiting and you are so bored!
But you are waiting and you are so bored!
Ugh I’m going to Hawaii tomorrow, I’ve finished packing! But now I’m sitting here is really boring!
I’m so borted…
I’m so borted…
by sophs..dictionnary December 22, 2022
For example I’m going on vacation in 2 hours and I’m so exited, I’ve finished packing and I have nothing to do so I’m sitting here really bored and exited at the same time! Being borted makes 3 hours seem like 3 days.
I’m so exited to see my friends in 4 hours, im waiting for them but I have nothing to do while im waited. I’m borted!
by sophs..dictionnary November 22, 2022