Bort Cuse

An adjective used in the form of a pseudonym to describe the way in which particularly tricky circumstances were overcome with smooth and casual indifference.

A: "Blaine got backstage at the gig but his name wasn't on the guestbook."
B: "How did he get in?"
A: "He Bort Cuse'd it."
B: "Bort Cuse?"
A: "The name that never fails."

by Bort Cuse May 1, 2009

Bortee

(Noun) a term used in reference to any person who has managed to survive his or her mother's failed abortion attempt(s).

The term is traditionally used in reference to a child, but can be applied to any abortion survivor who has achieved the legal age of adulthood as well.

"That baby is unusually cute......for a bortee."

Jane: "Man, Bob seems to have some serious trust issues."

Steve: " Yeah, you can thank his mother for that.....ever since he found out that he is a bortee..."

by Timmy the Hutt March 1, 2011

Bort

To prolapse Your rectum.

Wow Did you see the length of Jerry's Bort snake

by Galzban June 11, 2018

fuggle bort

A good friend who is so unknowingly stupid that you contstantly feel the need to facepalm

*texting the friend*
friend: hey i saw you eating a cheese sandwich today, are you okay?!"
me: yeah why?
friend: i thought you said you were lack toes and told your aunt
me: you mean lactose intolerant..?
friend: oh yeah
me: oh you fuggle bort you!

by Zero_H0urz October 15, 2023

borted

the mix of bored and exited. Borted, you are so excited for tomorrow,Christmas, Halloween, etc.
But you are waiting and you are so bored!

Ugh I’m going to Hawaii tomorrow, I’ve finished packing! But now I’m sitting here is really boring!
I’m so borted…

by sophs..dictionnary December 22, 2022

Borts

bussy shorts

yo you seen finsley walking through the hall after 1st period, his borts were poppin

by Ole' Balaclava April 22, 2023

Bort

(Verb) To disrupt someone.

I'm sick and tired of being borted one hoop after another.

by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023