An adjective used in the form of a pseudonym to describe the way in which particularly tricky circumstances were overcome with smooth and casual indifference.
A: "Blaine got backstage at the gig but his name wasn't on the guestbook."
B: "How did he get in?"
A: "He Bort Cuse'd it."
B: "Bort Cuse?"
A: "The name that never fails."
B: "How did he get in?"
A: "He Bort Cuse'd it."
B: "Bort Cuse?"
A: "The name that never fails."
by Bort Cuse May 1, 2009
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v. - to bust a nut in your pants, generally used to refer to a premature ejaculation.
v. - to bust a nut in your pants, generally used to refer to a premature ejaculation.
Murky's pants were laden with hot bort shortly after he got an erection.
As soon as Jack saw Katie he hot-borted in his jorts.
As soon as Jack saw Katie he hot-borted in his jorts.
by bocetta June 16, 2011
Get the hot bort mug.Greg: I heard your girlfriend's in the hospital. What happened, dude?
Harry: I did the ol' sp'bort with her yesterday!
Greg: Poggies dude! Up top!
Harry: I did the ol' sp'bort with her yesterday!
Greg: Poggies dude! Up top!
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