Bono

Fat sanctimonious cunt from U2.

On an level with Bob Geldof in the "self righteous wanker" category.

Oh fuck. That prick Bono is coming to try and coerce you into giving your hard earned money over to the third world...

by ashley9505 September 8, 2009

Bono

1. A hero
2. Sweetest singer ever (in the band u2)
3. A leader of the ONE campain to stop HIV/AIDs in Africa

Bono is pretty sweet

by YoshimiBattlesthepinkrobots January 2, 2008

Bono

Bono is a perfect match with a girl named Morgan. Bono's are normally very short and hot. He also has a youtube channel that is kind of cringe but his girlfriend supports him. When they hug he's so short that his face is in her chest.

Mikael: I sure wish i was bono
Karson: me 2
Takumi: same

by mucia January 31, 2018

Bono

The living proof that Darwin's theory of the Survival of the Fittest doesn't apply in our modern era.

1. I wonder if Bono would've caused so much hype back in the dark ages...

2. Bono is a douchebag.

by Noum's evil twin January 14, 2009

Bono

Another word for both the literal and the slang terms for shit.

U2 are really Bono!
Man, you're Bono at thinking.
I'm going for a Bono, might take a while.

by Bono November 26, 2006

Bono

The 2nd largest peice of crap in the world. weighs over 80 kurics. As seen in South Park

Bono didnt take the worlds largest crap his is the world largests crap

by Tyler Parizek October 30, 2007

bono

Bonehead more like. A talentless dwarf irish schlock rock singer who's been releasing the same overblown pompous wank rock song over and over again since 1980. A man who's level of understanding of geopolitics is around GCSE level but who insists on lecturing us all on how to save the world. A prick who goes on about 3rd world poverty all the time yet is strangely silent when it comes to really contentious issues like Iraq. In fact, worse than that, the little twat sucks around Tony Blair (the man responsible for hundreds of thousand of deaths in the middle east), has photo opportunities hugging the cunt and tells us all to vote for him! He even donates his crappy 'beautiful day' song for cunt Blair to use as his election theme. Oh yes Bonehead, I bet its a beautiful day in Iraq you fake little fuckwitted douchebag. In fact it gets worse, the horrible ugly sunglasses wearing asswipe organises 'Live 8' with his arselicker-in-chief Bob Geldof to 'make poverty history' (I can really see that working - watching a bunch of over the hill has-beens flogging their latest album is really gonna make a difference to starving children in Africa) but really to drag up a bunch of his corpse mates from the 80's and flog a few albums. Then all the performers and their entourages who are all supposed to be doing this for charity (about 300 people altogether) get a £5000 goodie bag (containing Ipods, chanel perfume etc) to take home with them as a thank you! Laughable. You couldn't make this stuff up. He then makes it a condition of the gig that (because war criminal Blair is his mate) no performers are allowed to mention Iraq, Afghanistan or Bush and Blair. What a horrible, hypocritical little wanker. 'In the name of love' my fucking arse. In the name of money more like. Fuck off and die with extreme prejudice you smug twat!

Bono? Isn't he that shortarsed little twat who's always lecturing us on how to save the world? The talentless, phoney, fuckwitted cunt.

by ripitup September 8, 2008