All I wanna do is boink these hoes!!!!
by Lil Shank February 18, 2004
Where are Stan and John? They've been gone for a while, I hope they aren't boinking again.
I was mad when I walked in and found my gay roommate taking a nap with another dude in his bed. Oh well, at least they weren't boinking.
I was mad when I walked in and found my gay roommate taking a nap with another dude in his bed. Oh well, at least they weren't boinking.
by TJZ and JWZ December 02, 2006
by pizzaman2o1o January 05, 2008
Verb
To poke finger on someones nose, or to sit on a ball during a concert.
Noun
A word Jared Leto uses when he wants to drive the Echelon crazy.
To poke finger on someones nose, or to sit on a ball during a concert.
Noun
A word Jared Leto uses when he wants to drive the Echelon crazy.
Jared boinked the ball during the concert and fell on his butt. Ball 1 Jared 0
Jared Leto: Who wants to know a secret? BOINK!
Boink has taken the place of soon for Jared Leto
Jared Leto: Who wants to know a secret? BOINK!
Boink has taken the place of soon for Jared Leto
by Noele6277 May 04, 2012
An exclamation of victory, especially when smacking someone. Originated from the Team Fortress Scout character, who exclaims "Boink!" and "Bonk!" when he lands a hit with his baseball bat.
by Missmaggy2u May 24, 2012
A person with an excessive amount of ass. Usually only found in males of Turkish decent or with profound Turkish features. 'Boinks' are also commonly referred to as 'Reek' and are almost always utter assholes.
LMFAO did you just see that proper Turkish looking Boink? His ass was so big he waddled like a duck. He was also a real asshole.
by 1000% Boink Facts October 21, 2018
to sleep with someone over 250 pounds
Jeremiah buttered himself up and allowed himself to be gang boinked by three ultra portly asian ladies.
by provider44 January 17, 2010