gob bluth

Michael Bluth's brother from the 2007 TV series, Arrested Developement. Juggling being a part time hated magician, part time president/Vice President of his family's company, and full time Lady's Man, Gob has a lot to handle in his life.

Yo dude, I was watching Gob Bluth ride on his Segway on the show, and that man is a riot!

by Joey Cracker October 31, 2013

the bluetooth device is ready to pair

Also mistaken as, "your bluetooth device is ready to kill." it is used in cheap devices that have bluetooth and for some reason a French girl trying too hard to sound English says "The Bluetooth Device is Ready to Pair"

*some kid turns on their cheap musty dusty crusty spiderman hoverboard*
*beeping* "the bluetooth device is ready to pair"

by EverybodyToilet August 13, 2022

Bouton

(Boo-tahn) noun,verb.: deceiver, liar, prankster, a person who refers to past personal experiences of other people as their own. A Bouton is a clever and mischievous person who offers strong knowledge on a wide range of subject matter with having little to no knowledge of actual importance. Often disguised in tactical gear, because a Bouton is always ready, they are normally seen entering conversations in a military style forward dive roll(without actual training) followed up with inane chatter and useless facts. When encountering a Bouton, one should always be careful not to give too much information as to the topic being discussed, as feeding information to a Bouton is what they survive on. Any recognition that a Bouton exists is a good way to see one come back again, and again. Bouton's are often seen with a high sense of self importance, though it has not been proven. If a Bouton has been spotted, it is good to take notice of it purely for observational studies and field notes. Encountering a Bouton can be extremely dangerous as Boutons are often equipped with a dive knife for shark defense.

Chuck Norris fears Bouton.

by DanNoSalt December 14, 2010

Bluntosaurus Rex

Bluntosaurus Rex is a legendary creature rumored to appear as a vision before individuals consuming large blunts. With an appearance similar to the Tyrranosaur, Bluntosaurus stands over twenty feet tall with blunt cherry teeth over 12 inches long. Bluntosaurus is a carnivore, as he stuns his prey with noxious blunt fumes before tearing a massive blunt wrap off his skin, rolling a blunt of his prey, and smoking them. The blood of Bluntosaurus Rex is rumored to be liquid THC, and his heart is the infamous Golden Nug, which if smoked grants the smoker not only infinite, eternal high, but also eternal life. While some claim to have seen Bluntosaurus Rex out of the corner of their eye, there have been no confirmed sightings. If one should choose to hunt Bluntosaurus, one is recommended to exercise extreme caution, and to employ a non-polar liquid to fight him, as that is the only known substance that will dissolve, or in fact even penetrate the skin of, Bluntosaurus Rex.

"Ahhhh save me! It's Bluntosaurus Rex! We're all gonna die!"

"I'm so high, I thought I just saw Bluntosaurus."

"Eat your brownies Johnny, or Bluntosaurus'll come for you in your sleep."

by Reefer Madness November 23, 2006

Bluetooth Headset

(n)
A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.

Douche1, "Dude, did you get the picture message from Tony last night, with a big cock laying across his face?"

Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth headset at that party."

by DeeP_FRieD September 16, 2009

Dr. Bluetooth

(n) A Dr. Bluetooth (also abbreviated as a Dr. BT) is, generally, a middle aged business man with one key element: he has in a bluetooth ear-piece.

He drives a high-end, European car (BMW, Mercedes, and if it is a convertible, the top is always down) and will drive like a complete douchebag. A Dr. Bluetooth is highly impatient, and will pull up behind you in a Starbucks parking lot and proceed to give you as little space to back out as possible, while glaring at you from behind dark sunglasses, cursing you to hurry up.

If you were to hear his thoughts, they would be something along the lines of "Hurry up, bitch. I need my coffee. I have an important meeting to go to and I need my fucking coffee. Right now. "
A Dr. Bluetooth always has his Bluetooth.

A Dr. Bluetooth is always a douchebag.

Those glasses make you look like a total Dr. BT

Wow, I was at a Starbucks and this Dr. Bluetooth wouldn't let me get out of the parking lot!

Did you see that douche bag tailgating and switching lanes every five seconds?
Yeah, the one in the Mercedes? He was a total Dr. Bluetooth.

by SH3RW1N April 17, 2011

pigeon poop boutonniere

A pigeon poop boutonniere is what you're likely to get from sitting on the church steps while waiting for the service to begin. Church steeples and belfries are notorious pigeon roosts. A pigeon aroused from its roost is unlikely to control its bowels and routinely poops to shed unnecessary take-off weight.

My brother got a pigeon poop boutonniere for his brand new suit last Sunday.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011