blud

mainly used in the uk
"blud" comes from bredrin (brother)
or blood brother

blud, doesn't havent to mean a literal brother
more like a friend

"how you blud?"
"safe blud"

by laila-lee October 16, 2005

bludclart

Bludclart/ Bloodclart a Jamaican swear word that is actually another word for "Period Pad". Also it could be used to emphasise a situation.

so in stead of what the "Hell" is this? you could say what the "Bludclart" is this?

by Otaku96 October 20, 2015

bludger

a slacker, or lazy bastard

Get back to work Sean, you lazy Bludger

by Now Penions January 6, 2015

shut up blud

What to say to your fellow gang mates when smoking a fat blunt behind ESK.

You must always say this when you approach a fellow gang man, this will assert your dominance to the other gang man and make I'm look like a little wetty cuz

Gang Man1: Ayoo wagwan blud cuz I heard you been sayin shit fam
Gang Man2: Nah fam I wasn't saying shit ya get me fa-
Gang Man1: SHUT UP BLUD
Gang Man1: Ah safe fam

by plothicornboy123 October 19, 2017

bluedouche

A person that thinks their bluetooth headset is so cool they wear it all the time even inappropriate places i.e., movies theaters, churches, in meeting at work.

Bob check out the bluedouche at three o’clock. Is he really expecting a call durning the wedding?

by Clarkeeeeee January 27, 2009

dole bludger

Australian: Someone who receives unemployment benefits (the dole) from the government but are too lazy to look for work.

Harry had to do work for the dole because Centrelink thought he was a dole bludger.

by Andrew May 13, 2004

Blardification

Blardification refers to the extremely rare occurrence in which a banana peel shoots out from from the anus while attached to a rainbow string. It will grab any object that it finds whether that be a human being or a grand piano and suck it in (refer to blard). Only certified masters can blardificate, as it is too special of a happening for normal people to do it. It can also be used to get rid of people you don't like.

"Oh Samantha, Please don't hurt me! I promise I didn't slap Gabrielle yesterday!"

"No, I have had enough, Averi. I shall unleash my blardification powers on you and abolish you forever!"

"No-"

The ultimate master Samantha pulls down their pants and turns around. In an instant, a malicious-looking banana peel had shot out of their rear and had latched onto Averis face. She was sucked in and lost to the mysterious abyss forever.

by ahahahahahhahahha April 17, 2021