Blunderbussed

When you visit finger banging land and the lady farts all over your hand.

Joe, "So I was totally finger blasting Susy crazy hard last night".

Stephen, "Cool".

Joe, "Yeah, but she blunderbussed me and my boner died".

by CornbreadBenn August 26, 2013

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def. A penis widened by the use of a phallic shaped object forced through the urethra

Ex. Guy 1: Did you see that session of the Pain Olympics?

Guy 2: Nah what happened?

Guy 1: This guy shoved a dildo up his urethra

turning his penis into a blunderbussy.

by BungusChung October 4, 2023

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blunderbust

a surgically botched boob job

Martha's recent surgical breast implants turned out to be a real blunderbust.

by J. M. Kiter January 28, 2024

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when someone is performing well at a game by using the worst/stupidest strategy or technique possible.
Examples include: Duck hunt in smash bros, brown properties in monopoly, battle medic in TF2.
It isn’t always the worst strategy but it is usually the most dumb and/or annoying.

HOW IS HE WINNING LIKE THAT!? Bro is doing some serious blunderbusting.

by 3thernet jak July 19, 2024

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