blumpkin

giving a guy a blow job while he is taking a dump then after the girl puts her face in the toilet while the man cums on her butt

eww you gave him a blumpkin

by meeshell October 15, 2007

blumpkin

recieving oral while taking A crap.

Man gets home from work feels A movement, goes in to the john to relieve himself when woman comes in to give him a blumpkin.

by Straightliner April 22, 2008

blumpkin

when a guy is taking a shit and girl is on her knee's giving him some becky!

come give me a blumpkin

by liltootie24 August 06, 2009

blumpkin

A person who doesn't know if they are coming or going.

That ditzy girl is such a blumpkin

by jenclem January 29, 2011

blumpkin

A fat chick with red hair and resembles a pumpkin

That blumpkin stole my twinkie!

by Bran-Dan April 21, 2009

blumpkin

a blowjob given to person who is shitting

the only way to get bobby off is to give him a blumpkin.

by puppadup June 14, 2015

Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit. It has never been pulled off & anyone who would do this is probably someone you wouldn't want doing it to you.

Dude she was so ugly and fucked up I probably could've gotten a blumpkin.

by Ben Yaass Dover August 05, 2018