Blobbed

To be extremely drunk, heavily intoxicated, hammered, shitfaced, blitzed, inebriated, wasted, smashed, blasted, etc.

Jamal: hey, what are you doing tonight?
Ray: I'm going to the bar & getting completely blobbed.
Jamal: awesome, can I get blobbed with you?

by Fard23 February 15, 2013

blubbervagine

1. A loud,nosy, obnoxious, fat girl with a flabby, stout vagina.

"Beck, you're such a blubbervagine, replied Tommy.

"She acts like a blubbervagine in my opinion," Horse replied dryly.

Blubbervagines are found at high school lunch tables and sorority houses at campuses where they are involved in activities where they nominate themselves. They are always butting into others conversations and have to add their loud opinion when in fact they are just compensating for a blubberish vagina syndrome,

by t.shultz (R.I.P) January 11, 2009

blubberfuck

To fuck a whale of a girl

Damn that bitch was fat, you da blubberfuck king!

by Tap3k January 21, 2003

blubberfuck

(noun) take a woman over, say, 275 pounds, 45-55 DDD or bigger chest, a roll under her bellybutton like a fullsize loaf of French or Italian bread, rolls in her crotch like a 3rd (and 4th) set of labia, a pad of fat on her mons, huge buttocks, and you can't really get half-way into her in ANY position because of fat keepin' you away from her vagina so's you can bearly get your "head" into it

Denise, you is one BIG woman ! You is a blubbderfuck to beat all blubberfucks. You' sure yo' ain't already 'bout to give birth ?

by Jake January 12, 2004

Blubber Fucked

The mistake of fucking any roll of fat on a morbidly obese chick thinking it is her vagina.

My friend thought he was pounding his fat girlfriends pussy but by mistake he blubber fucked her .

by Mooseknuckle Bunchalotta September 25, 2012

Bubbed

A word used when describing when someone is having a "sugar rush" or acting crazy and hyper.

Hannah: "Hey did you see Ellie over there? She's on the floor laughing uncontrollably and screaming "Watermelon." It's weird.
Allison: "Oh, it's not weird. She's just Bubbed from eating too much sugar."
Hannah: "Oh okay."

by Riaku Kuchiki Suou April 7, 2010

Blubber Roll'd

An online prank where the user is intentionally lured into a falsely titled video of a fatty partaking in lewd acts. With the intention of destroying your up and coming masturbation session.

Person 1 :Dude! Come over here and check out this smoking hott chick dancing!!
Person 2 :OHH Sweet!! wait ... OMFG WTF IS THIS SHIT?!?!?!
Person 1 : HAHA you have just been Blubber Roll'd

by DANgerous16 December 31, 2008