Blort

A loud, explosive fart that may require a change of underwear.

OMG, my boss totally blorted during the meeting! I think he left a skid mark!

by coyote420 May 31, 2010

blorange

like where someone dyes their hair blond but it looks orange --> blorange

'omigod courtney dyed her hair blorange'

by pubehead February 12, 2006

Bloatatious

(synonym for bloated)

To become bloated due to consumption of many beer or chinese food.

After three plates of chinese food and two beer I was feeling a little bloatatious.

See also bloatation

by got MILF? August 22, 2006

blotan

Means "to sacrifice" in old English.

idk how blotan conjugates in old english.

by etgsrfsr May 28, 2009

Blorfast

Slang term for a sexual 'get-together' of 'fluffy' individuals. Basically a fat people orgy, it is monstrous and sweaty and looks like boiling meatloaf. However if you are a skinny or fit person, I suggest finding yourself in the middle of a Blorfast at one point or another

Frat boy 1-"Dude, I coulda swore I just saw two manatees porking outside!"

Frat boy 2:"Nah it was Beta house, they're hosting another Blorfast."

Frat boy 1:"...I need to get in on that bro."

by Mike Litoris aka Willy Stroker October 12, 2010

Bortaco

A taco native to Borneo

I have the Bortaco combo with a side of queso and a Pepsi cola

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

blowtar

When a guy receives a oral sex for strumming a guitar.

Every time Greg picks up this 6 string , Kelley is ready to give a blowtar.

by Grigg&Kellah February 11, 2014