by spike November 10, 2003
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by Blorter January 19, 2009
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Get the blorting mug.1. (noun) A rapid expulsion of air from an orifice, accompanied by a farting sound.
2. (verb) To talk with too much passion, usually in the form of a short utterance.
3. (adjective) blorted. Simultaneously bloated and prone to snorting.
2. (verb) To talk with too much passion, usually in the form of a short utterance.
3. (adjective) blorted. Simultaneously bloated and prone to snorting.
1. A blort from the tailpipe sounded
his departure.
2. "I love jelly beans!", he blorted.
3. After eating three packs of
twinkies, he found himself blorted
almost beyond recognition.
his departure.
2. "I love jelly beans!", he blorted.
3. After eating three packs of
twinkies, he found himself blorted
almost beyond recognition.
by wscottc September 15, 2005
Get the blort mug.Has always, and will always, mean an anal transaction believed to be a fart, but it comes out hot and wet (e.g. a single and surprise shot of trouser chili). OFten caused by drinking too much with a bad combination of food.
(Note: Blort Bake is a dried blort from the night before)
(Note: Blort Bake is a dried blort from the night before)
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