Blooter

1 - Scottish slang meaning to hit something hard.

2 - Blootered - Drunk

1 - He is going to blooter that fitba'

2 - Look at the state of her she's totally blootered.

by Lambchops November 23, 2004

Late Bloomer

a teenager of ages 16-18 who is still in the early phases of Puberty

Jimmy is such a Late Bloomer!!

by idkwtfboomcakes August 12, 2008

blooper show

A blooper show happens when the cast of a theatrical play decides to add in various things not a part of the original blocking or lines for their own amusement. though amusing, it is considered incredibly unprofessional

We decided to do a blooper show and the director was livid

by janlari584 August 20, 2009

Boozer's gloom

The comedown after an alcholic high.

The depressing feeling you get when you stop drinking.

Me: How are you feeling?

Mate: Bloody miserable, after 10 pints last night I've got boozer's gloom

by Johnnyboyz98 April 24, 2022

crusty bloomers

An unwashed pair of old ladies' knickers which have been worn for so long without changing them, they develop a layer of crust on the inside.

Edith struggled for half-an-hour or more to peel off her stinking crusty bloomers from around her mid-riff.

"That was worse than peeling gaffer tape off a foam mattress", she remarked.

by The Double Bass Adonis August 16, 2012

bloobertifoo

(n)

Originally invented by a Darren M. Canady (first recipient of the Darren M. Canady Sassypants Award for his usage of the word, among others), the word 'bloobertifoo' is used as a replacement for a forgotten proper noun.

"She gave the dungeon keys to bloobertifoo... that weird kid with the long hair and no shoes."

by Scotch 'n Soda Theatre April 26, 2004

bloomer pudding

An archaic Appalachian slang term for smegma--the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.

The stripper Paul hired left bloomer pudding smeared on the dance pole.

by The Bastard February 20, 2004