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Blodgett

Drunken Santa Claus with no presents except magic markers he gets high off of. Usually found mumbling with a cup of coffee in hand possibly containing whiskey. Face is bright red with the glow of early morning binge drinking. He's wondering whether and eiffin you are coming to class anytime soon. Weeet a meenute ooookie.
That guy just confused the shit out of me like a total blodgett.
He just blodgeted his way through that presentation and alls I heard was fuckin' mumblin'.

Oh shit it's the blodge hide the beer.
He just completely blodgetized me I couldn't understand if that was a formula or a stroke.
by thehawksfriend May 28, 2010
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brodler

A nut key. Used for removing climbing gear from cracks during rock climbing.
Tim: "This nut is not coming out John!"
John: " Eeeh, just keep bashing it with a brodler and it will get moving."
by duzinga August 17, 2009
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boodledu

Boodledu sounds like noodle poo but is in fact a sound that bears make when thare eating noodles
Boodledu the bear said while eating noodles.
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Blöder

What Vikings used to call their brother.
Olaf: Jarl Bjørn, mi Blöder's not sharing his war booty with me again! Hinga dinga durgen!

Jarl: That's because you never go on raids to begin with ya idiot.
by CaptainGurm September 24, 2020
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bloblem

Created my the Youtuber Moriah Elizabeth

Bloblem is much like the word problem but for blobs which she was inspired to paint on a box for her nail polish by her video she made in collage
No bloblem!
by .H_.I. March 6, 2021
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monkey boodle

(n) to be a grumpy little fuss budget after getting off work
'Jessie, don't be such a monkey boodle to me!'
by Jess's Man January 5, 2008
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Bloodletting

1. The YUMMY act of draining blood either by wrist, neck, or other veiny part of the body. Any sharp blade will open you up nicely. Also a helpful medical tip from the Dark Ages!
2. The ancient Medieval art of draining all of the bad blood from the body and regenerating new better blood!
"OOOooOoOo!! Go get a bucket and some bloodletting knives!"
by Bumstika December 19, 2008
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